Oh no, this is totally off the rails!

Trump actually signed this kind of "similar to a defeat treaty" thing, I laughed out loud after reading it—this is called "winning big"?
The US and Iran electronically signed the "Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding," the Strait of Hormuz immediately reopened, US sanctions were lifted, oil tankers can run freely again, oil prices are expected to fall, and we spectators are happy to watch.
1. US and Iran, along with a bunch of allies, immediately cease fire permanently, Lebanon also quiets down, no more fighting!
2. Respect each other's sovereignty and territory, no meddling in each other's internal affairs.
3. Up to 60 days to negotiate the final agreement, if it falls apart, negotiations can continue to be extended.
4. The US will immediately lift maritime blockade, must be cleared within 30 days.
5. Iran is responsible for reopening the Strait of Hormuz, clearing mines and obstacles within 30 days, allowing commercial ships to pass safely and freely.
6. The US will pull together at least $300 billion with allies to help Iran rebuild its economy, generous enough to seem like paying reparations!
7. The US will gradually lift all sanctions.
8. Iran reaffirms it will not develop nuclear weapons.
9. Before the final agreement is signed, everyone maintains the status quo.
10. The US immediately gives the green light to sell oil and chemical products to Iran.
11. Iran’s frozen funds and assets are quickly unfrozen and can be spent.
12. Establish a supervision mechanism to monitor the implementation by both sides.
13. To negotiate the final agreement, a report card must be submitted first: ceasefire, opening the strait, oil flow, and asset unfreezing—all these preliminary tasks must be completed before moving on.
14. The final agreement must be endorsed by a UN Security Council legally binding resolution.
The most absurd and hilarious part is the nuclear issue!
Iran still tightly holds onto its enriched uranium, at most allowing international agencies to supervise a little dilution, they haven't handed it over to the US!
Wasn't Trump saying earlier that "the US must keep custody of the enriched uranium" as a bottom line?
And what happened? After this whole thing, not only do they have to spend money to help Iran rebuild, but they still keep the enriched uranium in their hands...
What kind of winning big is this? Purely a defeat clause! Trump’s move really left me dumbfounded, totally off the rails!
But at least the Strait is open now, which is a real good thing for people worldwide—oil can flow normally, prices can stabilize a bit, and everyone gets less ripped off.
But I can't help but complain: this agreement looks like a makeshift, crappy deal, I seriously doubt it can last beyond 60 days.
Israel must be furious, those proxies might cause trouble at any moment, and if they turn hostile again, closing the strait means more bad luck for us!
In short, Trump signed this so "generously" that I feel embarrassed for him. Hope it’s not another paper peace that’s just self-deception—let’s get the oil flowing properly first...
As for what happens next, sigh, just keep watching the show, take it step by step! 📷