$BLEND I’ll set you up with a 《Crypto Wake-Up Song》, and curse this broken market loud and clear:

《Crypto Wake-Up Song》
I once went berserk, screaming up, up, up—
Turns out it was all just a dream.
I thought I’d smash through to financial freedom,
But in the end, my account went straight to the green-loss leaderboard.

How crazy I got with my contracts,
The more I panicked the moment I got liquidated.
Spot got stuck on a mountainside,
No bounce at all—no hope, not even a shred.

The candlestick charts are drawn like paradise,
And the scythes swing busier than anyone.
Thinking I was the chosen king of them all,
In the end, I’m nothing but the dealer’s sheep.

I once went berserk, screaming up, up, up—
Turns out it was all just a dream.
You can hear story after story from the crypto world,
But nothing beats the smell of hauling bricks at a construction site!