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#Gate广场五月交易分享 Heavenly Bodhisattva!
I'm really going crazy!
The factory kicked me out, and my contracts trapped me
Worked on the assembly line for three and a half days
The team leader caught me for the seventh time looking at the K-line
He said, “This is for screw workers, not traders”
Now I’m at FamilyMart
Using a free socket to keep my phone alive
And keeping an eye on $LAB ’s liquidation line
Yesterday, that $BABY long position
Cut my position in the factory bathroom
Still have 87U left from 200U
Just now, I fully entered an $LAB short
Now floating loss is 23%
Heavenly Bodhisattva!
I'm really going crazy!
The factory kicked me out, and my contracts trapped me
Worked on the assembly line for three and a half days
The team leader caught me for the seventh time looking at the K-line
He said, “This is for screw workers, not traders”
Now I’m at FamilyMart
Using a free socket to keep my phone alive
And keeping an eye on $LAB ’s liquidation line
Yesterday, that $BABY long position
Cut my position in the factory bathroom
Still have 87U left from 200U
Just now, I fully entered an $LAB short
Now floating loss is 23%
Reality is more brutal than the K-line
Assembly line workers shouldn’t watch the charts
Crypto circles don’t nurture tearful people
My siblings’ tuition fees are still pressing
My account is almost cleaner than my wallet
(The clerk glared at me for the third time)
Better stay until dawn
Wait for the day-shift broker to open
Maybe I should change factories
Switch to one that allows Bluetooth earphones
So that when I get liquidated
I can at least scream quietly
A trader expelled by the factory