Husband: "Who did you dream about last night?"


Me: "I don't remember."
Husband: "You called out 'Baby'."
Me: "I called out 'Blanket'—dreamed that the blanket was too thick and hot."
Husband: "What about 'Don't go'?"
Me: "'Don't go' was dreaming that the blanket ran away."
Husband: "And 'Be gentle'?"
I was silent.
Husband laughed: "Just kidding, keep going. The exact words you said last night were 'Husband, I was wrong, I won't dare again'."
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