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Lying flat about this matter, you really can't just look at salary, rent, commuting, and KPIs.
A young person after paying rent, utilities, takeout, and transportation, still has three-digit cash flow left, so they should be more ambitious.
But he actually wants to rest, which definitely isn't about life education, it's someone shorting his soul behind the scenes 🥹
I used to think I didn't want to go to work because of low salary, expensive rent, and KPIs chasing me every day.
Now I understand, it turns out Wall Street is casting spells on me at 3 a.m.
No wonder I shut down my phone every Monday, Nasdaq folks are so evil, they remotely control my bed.
I suggest installing an overseas influence detector at the company entrance in the future.
Who clocks out on time, beep, foreign capital infiltration.
Who doesn't buy a house, beep, dollar shorting.
Who says they want to rest, directly focus on observing, this person has already been turned into a short by capitalism 🤣
#躺平 # Worker #Involution
My Codex 5.5 has distilled all my content since I started creating media in 2019, now even mimicking my writing style has that flavor 🤣 I didn't change a single word in this draft.