Husband says: Honey, after work, the boss told me some good news and some bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?


Wife replies: Let's hear the bad news first.
Husband continues: I’ve fallen in love with the manager’s wife...
Wife suddenly slaps him...
Wife shouts: I want a divorce!!!
Husband softly asks: Do you still want to hear the good news then...?
Wife replies: Yes, after I hear it, I’ll go to the household registration office to get a divorce.
Husband continues: Today I got promoted to manager, but I got slapped by you...
Wife: ⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯
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