Everyone in the crypto circle should have 8 wives, each serving a different role

It's not absurd; it's division of labor. The crypto world has never relied on a single ability to survive, but on multiple roles balancing each other.

The first wife is called "Cash Flow." Not sexy, but lifesaving. During bear markets when there's no liquidation and the market is so bad no one talks, you can still survive thanks to her.

The second wife is "Cognition." She reads research reports daily, follows on-chain data, dissects projects. Many find her nagging, but in the end, they realize they would have been wiped out without her.

The third is "Discipline." She has the worst temper. Once you leverage recklessly or chase highs, she's the first to turn hostile. But she’s also the one who pulls you out of the abyss.

The fourth wife is "Luck." You can't deny it. Many people get rich not because they're smart, but because they happened to be in the right place at the right time.

The fifth is "Circle." Information gaps, connections, emotional resonance—many opportunities aren’t something you research; they’re brought to you.

The sixth is "Patience." When the market is stagnant, she stays with you. Others have left, but you remain.

The seventh is "Reflection." She pours cold water on you when you're making money, reminding you not to mistake a market cycle for skill.

The eighth is "Life." The easiest to overlook, but it determines whether you can stay at the table long-term.