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Give me a minute to turn off those messy notifications. This isn't about mindlessly going all in; it's the hard-earned experience I've gained with real money over the past six months.
Bitcoin will break through to 126k in a tearful manner – it won't give you any time to hesitate. Every instance of grinding between 80k and 90k that you see now, every sudden plunge followed by a bounce, is big money doing one thing: accumulating, washing out, testing where retail investors' liquidation positions are. Go look at those data points: the distribution of liquidity pools, the order accumulation on the heat map, the net inflow of ETFs, the open interest in futures, all pointing in the same direction. The powder is already loaded, it just needs a spark.
I don't want to slap my thigh after the breakout of that big bullish candle.
So I'm entering the market now, heavily buying long, with the stop-loss firmly locked at the 64k-65k position—this is the iron bottom that institutions must defend, the hardest support I've ever seen in my life.
Because once it really gets started, 100k won't be a key resistance level, just a milestone; 126k is not the finish line, just a warm-up stage. I've seen too many people shout "let's wait and see, let's confirm before we talk" at 90k, and what happened? The price surged from 90k to 120k in less than 48 hours. By the time they reacted, the door had already been welded shut.
This time I don't want to be a spectator anymore. This is a game for those who have made early arrangements to reap the benefits, not for the ones who chase after the price to just get a taste.
Do you want to sit in the front row of the rocket, or wait until everything settles down and applaud on the ground?
The decision is in your hands, but the window of opportunity won't wait for anyone. Adjust the leverage to a multiple that allows you to sleep at night, set the stop loss at the critical position that the institution must desperately protect, and then just hold on.
The next monthly line could be the thickest bullish line you've ever seen in your life.
I am already in position. How about you?