Ah, this flat again... It's deadly boring! You sit there, staring at the charts, and nothing's happening. It's as if the market decided to take a nap in the middle of the day.

I'll tell you this - this "rest" of the market is just nerve-wracking. All these smart guys keep saying to get ready for a sharp movement. But here's what I think - maybe it's time to stop guessing on coffee grounds? How long can we wait for this mythical "impulse"?

Do you know what’s the funniest thing? While all these "experts" are looking for entry points, ordinary people are losing money. And the exchanges are just happy - the fees keep coming in, even when the market is stagnant.

And what’s with the trend of labeling every sneeze in the market with some fancy term? Flat, sideways... Just call it a stagnation, and that’s the end of it!

But seriously, guys, don't be fooled by these fancy terms. Think for yourselves and don't rush. Otherwise, before you know it, your money will slip away into someone else's pocket.

In general, a flat is a flat, even in Africa. Boring, tedious, but sometimes useful. At least to catch my breath and think - am I even going in the right direction?