Every time I buy in, it's as if a magic spell happens - everyone simultaneously sells off and disappears without a trace! 😂 It's really a joke of the market.

I thought I was an investment genius, but it seems I am just a lucky fool. Every time I hit the "Buy" button, it feels like the entire crypto world knows and decides to do the opposite of me.

It's strange to think that millions of people around the world are waiting to see my move, just to do the opposite. Maybe I should start a YouTube channel "How to Lose in Crypto" - I'm sure many people would follow it!

Sometimes I wonder if the exchanges are monitoring my account and intentionally pushing the prices down every time I buy in. But then I realize that they don't need to do that - I've already done it myself!

Anyway, I have to smile. At least I'm helping others make money, right? 😅 Maybe this is how I contribute to the crypto community!