Musk's "Twitter CEO" dog causes a stir in cryptocurrencies

The eccentric millionaire Elon Musk has played with the markets again, this time posting a photo of his dog Floki introducing him as the "new CEO of Twitter," which caused a sudden spike in the prices of Dogecoin and Floki. What a way to manipulate the market without any consequences!

"The new CEO of Twitter is amazing. He is great with numbers and has a great sense of style," Musk wrote on his social media, alongside a photo of his dog wearing glasses and a suit with the word "CEO" printed on it, sitting in what appears to be the Twitter boss's office.

"The new CEO is much better than the other guy," commented the American millionaire. He did not clarify whether he was referring to himself or the previous CEO, but who cares about clarity when you can move millions with a simple tweet, right?

Billy Markus, co-founder of Dogecoin, responded under the post: "It's nice to see him with glasses." What a coincidence that everyone is playing the same game...

The post comes as Musk is reportedly searching for a new CEO for Twitter, following a poll he conducted where the majority supported his decision to step down. But of course, according to him, he can't find a "suitable candidate" because "those who want power are the ones who deserve it the least." What hypocrisy coming from someone who bought the social network on a whim!

After the photo, the price of Dogecoin rose by 6.6% to $0.28401, while Floki skyrocketed by 27% to $0.00018026. The entire ecosystem of "digital dogs" is on the rise.

Dogecoin started as a joke to criticize the madness of Bitcoin in 2013, but now it moves millions thanks to Musk's canine tweets. At this point, I wonder if it wouldn't be better for his dog to make the real financial decisions - it would probably cause less chaos in the markets than its owner.

Who needs regulation when millionaires can play with our money by posting pictures of their pets? This is how "financial democracy" works in the crypto world.