#币圈趣事分享# Easy Moment, Joy Every Day, Various Crypto World Jokes 😂😂😂

1 While eating spicy wings at KFC and watching Bitcoin, a beggar came in and held out his hand to beg. I gave him a spicy wing and continued watching EOS. He stayed and watched as well, gnawing on the spicy wing.
After a while, the beggar quietly said: "The long-term moving average golden cross, KDJ values repeatedly stagnating at the bottom, MACD bottom divergence, and the energy wave trumpet opening up, this coin is about to rise."
I was quite surprised and asked, "You understand this too?" The beggar said, "If I didn't understand this, would I be where I am today?"

2.
"I heard you became a millionaire by trading coins?"
"Yes, it is!"
"Impressive! Impressive! Do you have any secrets to share?"
"Actually, there is no secret! I used to be a billionaire."

3.
Once there was a small retail investor who deeply understood Buffett's essence, which is: When others are fearful, I am greedy; when others are greedy, I am fearful.
He often pays attention to the opinions of the surrounding crypto world, and is more willing to think about viewpoints that others have not considered. When others are optimistic, he decisively retreats; when others are pessimistic, he makes a bold investment.
He pursues independence in wisdom and has always engaged in contrarian investing.
After several months of persistence, I finally lost all my principal.

4. The son asked: Dad, why should I read more? Dad said: If you read, when you trade coins, you will know what blockchain, cryptography, decentralization, distributed ledger, consensus mechanism, double spend, fork, smart contract, hash value, token, lightning network, proof of work, private key mean... If you don't read, you will just say: MMP has dropped again.