I’d sooner believe Qin Shi Huang would send money than believe a word Sun Yuchen says. $ETH

ok fine grok that's fkn awesome

My hand trembled slightly when I set the stop-loss a few days ago, only to find this morning that it was unnecessary filial piety😂 The last look before bed showed clear resistance overhead, with volume getting weaker the higher it climbed, and the bull trap feeling overwhelmingly obvious. I decided to enter a short at 0.21138—if it broke down, I’d exit; if not, I’d hold.
To be honest, this round of waiting wasn’t in vain. The current price is 0.12611, and $UB surged +990.01%—that feels incredible😎 The short position delivering this much has already exceeded expectations.
Being out of the mar

I was about to curse it out, but then I checked the account and thought, forget it—it can pump however it wants; I’ll keep quiet. While it was grinding out an intraday bottom, it held the key level at 0.005583. The buying pressure hadn’t collapsed, so I left the position in place for now. It’s now at 0.014101, +3023.6%—the wait paid off.
First, take profit on 80%; move the stop-loss on the remaining 20% to breakeven. That’s solid enough. Wait for a more comfortable entry in the next round and reassess when a new structure emerges. Don’t rush to chase it—the opportunities will still be there.
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This isn’t a rebound—it’s a tube inserted into an account that was about to flatline. During the intraday plunge, every push upward was just short of enough, with insufficient buying support and a weak rebound. I placed a short at 152.22 at the time, and just checked: it’s been pushed down to 105.2, with +1488.2% credited. Feels damn good, brothers—now that I’m comfortable, I’ll light another cigarette. Close 80% first to take the big profits, and protect the cost price on the remaining position at +1488.20%, so even if it bounces back up, I won’t let the profits evaporate. Don’t grind away yo

G, you really are a coin that’s gone crazy from being poor; you’ve entered my blacklist $SNDK

I was so sleepy that I fell asleep a little after 2 a.m. last night, thinking I’d just let the trade go.
I woke up a little after 7 p.m. tonight—I’ve never woken up at this time before. Looks like Heaven has truly destined that I won’t be beaten down just like that. Grateful!#etc #btc

$ETH #ETH #ETHUSD
ETH all shorts closed at $2385
Final short positions were
from $2510-2530
TA clicked with update
$BTC $SOL $XRP $HYPE $ZEC

The heart desires
The heart desires
That we not live without our friends
The heart desires
The heart desires
It sways and smiles for its own sake
hooohoo ho ho hooo hoho
feeling im that mood
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I was just about to go to the forum and rant, but then I looked at my balance and thought, forget it—the market is always right. During that pullback in the early hours a few days ago, $TRUTH was both bottoming out and seeing declining volume. I watched the chart and said that as long as the key level held, it was worth trying. Sure enough, the market gave us the answer afterward. From 0.010718 to 0.012593, +843.08% is now in the bag—the guys on board must have woken up laughing, right? It was truly sluggish at first, but once it broke out, it felt great. We got the rhythm right this time. As

bitcoin:native A good weekly hand needle.
That drop this morning was brilliant.

#btc
Bitcoin futures open interest reached $54.82 billion with spot prices around $78,425, signaling strong market engagement ahead of a historically volatile September. While futures show resilience with a slight recent dip, Bitcoin options reveal cautious sentiment: calls dominate open interest but puts lead in trading volume, indicating traders are hedging against potential price drops. Key max pain levels cluster between $70,000 and $80,000, close to current spot prices, suggesting that small price moves could trigger significant market reactions. Institutional activity, especially on CME

$YBDBD The same path in the end.

One more day until the most bullish monthly close across nearly every crypto asset since late last year.
Zoom out.
The next 12-18 months will be epic.

Aave V3 leads lending TVL at $17.46B.
Morpho Blue follows at $9.61B. SparkLend holds third at $4.45B.
@aave

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Drinking and driving on a Sunday afternoon is never a good option kids.
This guys was an old man