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The market is leaning slightly toward a September Fed hike again, but I am still taking the opposite side of that trade: no hike.
The reason is not blind optimism.
It is probability.
After Warsh's hawkish Jackson Hole message, rate-hike expectations briefly jumped toward 65%–68%. Then Waller challenged the more aggressive interpretation on September 4, pushing those expectations back toward 50%. Today's August payrolls came in at 162K, far above the roughly 55K consensus, sending hike expectations back toward approximately 57%.
So yes, the market currently has a modest hawkish tilt.
But it is

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Taking a fresh look at $DASH ‌ – it's up 30% but just dumped 3.34% in 15 minutes!"
DASH is trading at $68.07, up 30.15% on the day. The 24h high is $73.99 and the low is $49.25 – that's a solid rally. EMA5 ($67.88), EMA10 ($67.77), and EMA30 ($67.45) are all below price, which is a bullish structure. MACD is negative at -0.10, but DIF (0.14) is approaching DEA (0.25) – the gap is narrowing, suggesting bearish momentum is fading. Volume is holding steady with MA5 (1.66K) above MA10 (1.55K), indicating some buying interest. But the news flash says "DASH Drops 3.34% in 15 Minutes" – this shows s

No big-picture thinking, couldn’t hold on, the profits on this move were paper-thin, but I absolutely loved it. A few days ago, the last thing I looked at before bed was the chart. $BTC had clearly been moving sideways around 77967.8 for an entire day, and every time it was dumped, funds happily stepped in to catch it. The signs of bottom consolidation were obvious. Others were fearful while I was greedy. I figured there wasn’t much room left to fall from that level, so I opened a long position and lay in wait.

When I opened the app this morning, wow—it had been pushed straight up to 79628.2

$XLM XLM, STELLAR
Perhaps such a way. WITH PATIENCE...
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📊 $NEAR
→ 1D 200EMA tested✓
→ Weekly Uptrend Holding ✓
the next move I expect is toward the weekly 200EMA to $4.0 levels.📈✍️
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i boil six eggs. five are perfect and one annoyingly turns out like this
wtf. skill issue perhaps

Cognition determines the breadth of one's perspective; broadening one's perspective can enhance cognition, and enhanced cognition further broadens one's perspective—mutually reinforcing, perfect~
$MARSCOIN
$Lobster $Bull Is Coming

$AAPL remains a key stock to watch as market momentum develops. 📈 #STOCKS

Spot gold XAU
Expect a drop on Monday
Let's wait for Monday's opening $XAUUSD
There is no liquidity over the weekend; waiting is recommended.

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Checking back on $MARSCOIN ‌ – the pump is still going but momentum is slowing!"
MARSCOIN is now up 32.71% at $0.23466, after hitting a 24h high of $0.24888. The 24h low is $0.16000 – that's a massive range. EMA5 ($0.23139) and EMA10 ($0.22164) are both below price, while EMA30 ($0.20224) is well below – the trend is still bullish. MACD is positive at 0.00471, with DIF (0.01389) well above DEA (0.00917) – but I'm noticing the histogram is starting to flatten, which tells me the momentum is slowing. Volume is still strong, but the candles are getting smaller near the highs. Resistance at $0.24

Everyone's staring at the 4h chart, but the 1D tape just whispered a secret about $LAB /USDT.

$LAB /USDT - SHORT

Trade Plan:
Entry: 0.07406 – 0.07462
SL: 0.07704
TP1: 0.07231
TP2: 0.07096
TP3: 0.06893

Why this setup?
Why now? The daily trend is bearish, and the 15m RSI sits at 42.95—weak, not oversold.
- Short entry zone locked: 0.07434 (ref) with a tight trigger band between 0.07406–0.07462.
- TP1 at 0.07231 is a 2.7% drop, but TP3 at 0.06893 is where the real vacuum lives.
- Invalidation sits at 0.07423—if we lose that, the bearish thesis cracks.
The 95 confidence score isn’t a

SEMICON Taiwan is over
Now it’s time to do what everyone really likes:
Translating the learnings into investment decisions
Lots of work ahead for me now

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