Had Codex crunch the numbers on $LAPTOP posted by Biden’s son.
Surprisingly, 10.62% of people still made money. I thought it would be fewer—only 3% to 5%.
Also, ever since GPT-6Astra went live today, I’ve really been using tokens like running water.

An hour ago this guy allegedly bought $200,000 worth of solana:76cJTCcyZ6zUM4TkAWoCJ953MDnEzs3mpaAkbypump
It's worth now less than $5k

If BTC goes to 804 tonight, it’ll take off, but I’m trading SOL. Those still holding BTC longs should pay special attention to 797–804 tonight.

Biden’s son launches a token, Gas, on the Base chain—now I’ve seen everything.

I didn’t even do anything—just went to the bathroom, and when I came back, the K-line had already done the work for me😅。$XRP It climbed from 1.3837 all the way to 1.4384, and my account suddenly showed +368.4%. Honestly, I feel a little embarrassed making this money.

Looking back at the intraday plunge, everyone else was running while I kept my eyes on the buy orders. The more it got dumped, the more people stepped in to buy, and the pullback held the key level firmly. I didn’t hesitate then and bought the dip directly. Looking back now, it was all a gift.

The profit felt great, but I’m n

Love it; Send it to zero asap thanks

this time @solana didn’t do anything but @grok still blamed them 🥲

$GT 2027, after the New Year, it will definitely break 20U. I have a feeling that the Gate platform will launch a grand narrative, so be sure to get in early. This price is already very safe.

$LAPTOP
>130B market cap
> 500k liquidity
> top ten hold 97%

BREAKING: Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP memecoin has officially launched.
The token was temporarily quoted at $247, implying:
- 247 BILLION FDV
- $74.6 BILLION circulating market cap
Who is buying $LAPTOP at that valuation? 🤣

Nobody is talking about the quiet setup forming in SYMBOL right now.

$LTC /USDT - SHORT

Trade Plan:
Entry: 54.0 – 54.2
SL: 55.3
TP1: 53.2
TP2: 52.5
TP3: 51.6

Why this setup?
Why now? The 1h price is sitting at 54.1 inside a tight range, the 15m RSI is neutral at 50.66, the 1h ATR is just 0.520127 showing low volatility, and the daily trend is range-bound, which all point to a clean short move. The entry zone between 54.0 and 54.2 aligns with the 1h price, giving a precise trigger for a short with TP1 at 53.2 and TP2 at 52.5. The invalidation level at 53.5 acts as the hard line in the san

Still, drug users know how to play
A 136 billion project
The pot is only 870,000

$SUI /USDT is about to expose the longs who ignored this signal.

$SUI /USDT - SHORT

Trade Plan:
Entry: 0.8138 – 0.8196
SL: 0.8450
TP1: 0.7955
TP2: 0.7813
TP3: 0.7601

Why this setup?
Why now? The daily trend is range-bound, setting up a clean short opportunity. The 1h ATR of 0.011784 confirms enough volatility to push through the entry zone near 0.8167. The 15m RSI at 55.69 shows weakening momentum, aligning with the 1h price at 0.8166. The invalidation level at 0.8005 is the hard line separating a winning trade from a loss.

Debate:
Are we testing TP2 at 0.7813 or is this a trap?

⚠️ P

Sandisk came down; yesterday’s short from 1810 captured 81 points of room! Exited directly, then reversed into a light position at the current price of 1729 to catch the swing, targeting above 1800$SNDK #Gate全球首发股票事件合约

Insiders are whispering that $AKE /USDT is about to break out while everyone else is still sleeping.

$AKE /USDT - LONG

Trade Plan:
Entry: 0.015282 – 0.015690
SL: 0.013525
TP1: 0.016957
TP2: 0.017937
TP3: 0.019408

Why this setup?
Why now? The daily trend is firmly bullish, setting the stage for a continuation move. The 1h ATR of 0.000817 signals that volatility is compressing before a potential expansion, which often precedes a strong leg up. The 15m RSI sitting at 42.82 confirms the asset is not overbought, leaving room for buyers to step in without exhaustion. With the entry zone anchor

Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP is live & trading at a (this is not a joke) $208 billion fully diluted valuation

Go bullish, go long, hold your longs. Are you keeping up?
How’s it going? Lao Jin remains bullish and has once again proven himself. Yesterday, I had everyone go long on Bitcoin at 77600 and on ETH at 2445. Bitcoin gained 1900 points, while ETH gained 75 points.
Today’s reminder: continue going long on pullbacks, and continue holding the internally reduced positions with a bullish outlook.
Continue targeting higher levels tonight: 80000～80500.
Although the market has experienced a short-term pullback, what matters during consolidation is your mindset! Don’t lose your direction or fall into the

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