"you must be retarded if you think jotchua is going to $500m"
me:

Inverse Head and Shoulders on the BTC/SPX ratio, up 3% today

Retail is panic selling the $0.065 hedera-hashgraph:native breakdown. Meanwhile,
Wall Street is bound by strict ESG mandates and cannot deploy trillions into non-compliant chains. @hedera just solved their biggest regulatory bottleneck.
Stop trading the fear, start tracking the macro flow.

president trump is suppose to be discussing a peace deal with a war he lost.
instead, he's invited a lifeguard and a family over for talks.
LMFAO America is cooked.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US 30-year bond yield reaches highest level in over 19 years.

ECB researchers just dropped a warning that AI traders should not ignore.
In a new blog, ECB economists argue that a correction in AI-driven stock valuations is likely — and the surprising part is that AI does not even need to fail.
➟ US valuations are approaching dot-com-era extremes.
➟ AI spending and expectations are rising rapidly.
➟ As AI spreads across the economy, investors may demand higher risk premiums.
➟ That higher risk premium could outweigh stronger corporate profits and push valuations lower.
The ECB also warns that Europe is exposed. Euro-area households reportedly hold around

Long BTC at 639, first target 645, second target 655
Long ETH at 1905, first target 1920, second target 1960
Strictly control position size; do not go all-in #Gate事件积分系统上线

🇦🇹 AUSTRIA FINES BITPANDA €70,000 - MiCA ENFORCEMENT BEGINS
Austria's FMA has issued its first published, legally binding MiCA penalty. Bitpanda GmbH, €70,000.
The reason isn't a hack or missing client funds. It's paperwork:
✅ White paper filed late, MiCA requires it 20 working days before publication
✅ Marketing published before the white paper went live
✅ Ad missing the "not approved by any authority" disclaimer
✅ Ad missing a phone number and email
@Bitpanda called it timing and formatting, fixed it, and kept its licence.

#SandiskSurges14%OnNewFinancialFramework
SanDisk is back in the spotlight after its shares jumped around 14% following the announcement of a new financial framework. The move shows how quickly investors can react when a major technology company presents a clearer path for growth, profitability, and future capital allocation.
For the market, this is more than just a one-day price increase. SanDisk operates in a critical part of the technology supply chain, with demand for storage continuing to grow across artificial intelligence, data centers, cloud computing, smartphones, PCs, and other high-

I had just switched the app to the background, and it shot right back up—are you playing hide-and-seek with me?
During the repeated intraday swings, $AKE found buyers every time it dipped. The bottoming sideways action was so tantalizing that I finally opened a position at 0.0041893, planning to exit if it broke down.
Then it climbed all the way to 0.0096884, with a +3230.25% return. The wait was worth it! It had been dawdling like an old lady walking, but once it broke out, it really moved fast.
I’ve taken 80% off the table and moved the stop-loss on the remaining 20% up to breakeven. Let th

#GateEventPointsSystemLaunched
Gate Event Market Just Got More Interesting: Points, Football Rewards, SOL & XRP Short-Term Trading
Gate Event Market is moving beyond simple event-based trading. With the latest updates, Gate has introduced a new points leaderboard, expanded its football campaign, and added short-term price-direction markets for SOL and XRP.
The bigger picture is important: Event Market is becoming a broader platform where users can participate in different types of short-duration markets without needing traditional leveraged futures positions.
The newest points system is one o

Gm everyone ☀️

This is what I'm looking at for $ETH .
A breakout here will send it to $2100 - $2200 in no time.
Use @TxFlow_L1 if you want to try a new, up-and-coming DEX:

#S&P500Breaks7800ForFirstTime
S&P 500 Breaks 7,800: A New Record, But the Real Test Starts Now
The S&P 500 breaking above 7,800 for the first time is another major milestone for global financial markets. New all-time highs naturally attract attention, but the more important question is what is driving the move — and whether the market can sustain these elevated levels.
A record high is not simply a psychological number.
It reflects the market’s collective expectations about corporate earnings, economic growth, productivity, technology, inflation and the future path of interest rates. When inv

#曬出我的持倉收益 is back to lead trades, with a 1,000x target this time~ Starting 8/18, currently up 150%; operations will become more conservative afterward.

Down on all my Robinhood purchases
Should've stuck with $fwa instead of rotating 30% in the wrong NFTs

BREAKING: Sei-based trading layer Monaco hit $9 billion in notional volume one month after testnet launch.