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📌September 5 operations: The bullish outlook remains unchanged; do not short
Last night’s nonfarm payrolls far exceeded expectations at 165,000. Behind the strong data, the main issue is the statistical methodology. For example, education has very large quarterly fluctuations but was not excluded: July showed -50,000, while August showed +42,000. Employment is not that bad, but it is not quite this good either
Macros: The three major U.S. stock indexes edged down, but AI tech stocks rose against the trend. The BTC ETF saw $731 million in inflows in a single day, while the price held above $79

The 2026 Bitcoin market is expected to remain volatile, with a retreat to the 75000 level being the highest-probability scenario; a rise to 85000 during the year has strong consensus; breaking through 90000 will be somewhat difficult, making it a neutral-to-optimistic scenario.

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【$BTC Signal】1H pullback for a long entry + buy-side depth support
$BTC The order book buy/sell depth ratio is 3.22, with extremely thick bids below, and selling pressure is being quickly absorbed. The 1H RSI is 45, while the MACD green bars are narrowing, indicating declining downside momentum. After a large bearish 4H candle drove the price to a low of 78618, it quickly recovered and is now consolidating sideways around 79550. The funding rate is 0.0017%, with no signs of overheating, and OI is stable.
🎯 Direction: long
⚡ Entry/orders: 79305.966 - 79544.600
🛑 Stop-loss: 77882.525
🚀 Targ

September Bitcoin market expectations are elevated in both directions; the market’s primary expectation is for the price to dip to around 77,500, while a surge to 82,500 is also considered highly likely, with relatively large market volatility expected.

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$PI Zcash vs Pi Coin... Zcash's decline is 218 times greater... Pi Coin's decline is 35 times greater... What do you all think... Zcash's current price is $1,029.

AI remains one of the main altcoin sectors for the next bull market
The AI sector should start moving in the short term, and everyone can make some short-term trades in the coins they were bullish on early.
AI Agent is highly likely to become one of the top three main narratives in the next altcoin expansion, but it is unlikely that all AI Agent tokens will rise together for a long time. I think only 3 to 5 projects will truly stand out in the end. The key is whether they have real traffic, monetization ability, and whether the token can capture value.
The last altcoin narrative wave was launc

Over the past 24 hours, ethereum:0x07f5b6823751c2e2cd4560f28af75ff887102241’s revenue has surpassed PUMP’s, but its market cap is only one-third of PUMP’s. In terms of buybacks and burns, PONS (1.52m) should now be doing approximately twice as much as PUMP (708k).

Same 1000U: those who bought DASH yesterday now have 296U more, while those who bought BTC are still painfully waiting for their averaging-down level. With a 41% 24-hour range, running from a low of 48.6 to a high of 68.8, and $430 million in trading volume—this isn't a coin, it's a meat grinder.
This battle has no opposing side, only tough guys willing to get on board. DASH is currently at 65.44, clinging to the highs without looking back; its 29.66% gain isn't a pump but a scramble to accumulate. In the short term, watch the 70 mark: a breakout that holds means a second wave is still comin

$CP truly misguided...
it keeps dropping every hour...

【$ETH Signal】Bearish setup - 4H death cross pressure, short on rebound
$ETH Order book bid/ask depth ratio 3.47, with the price repeatedly testing 2451, while the 1H Bollinger Bands narrow to 2409-2513. The 4H MACD has formed a high-level death cross, with the histogram at -0.99, giving bears the momentum advantage. A short position can be set up if the short-term rebound reaches the 2443.6570-2451.0100 range.
🎯 Direction: Short
⚡ Entry/limit order: 2443.6570 - 2451.0100
🛑 Stop-loss: 2475.5201
🚀 Target 1: 2414.2449
🚀 Target 2: 2395.8623
🛡️Trade management:
- Execution strategy: After re

JUST IN: Over 30 suspected insider wallets front-run SLINK after high-profile social activity, hauling in over $4.7M with some >1,200x returns before the price retraced. $SLINK

#美国8月非农超预期
NFP SHOCK: THE MARKET JUST CHANGED THE GAME 👀📊
The August U.S. Nonfarm Payrolls report delivered a major surprise, and the reaction across crypto, precious metals and equities was immediate. The U.S. economy added 162,000 jobs in August, dramatically above the roughly 53,000–56,000 consensus expectation. The unemployment rate remained at 4.1%, while previous months were also revised higher. In other words, the labor market looked much stronger than traders had priced in.
And this is where the famous “good news is bad news” trade comes in. Normally, stronger employment is positive

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Gu Jingci: 9.5 Bitcoin/Ethereum Trading Strategy and Market Analysis
Following yesterday’s renewed short setup for Bitcoin/Ethereum, prices fell overnight to around 78,600 and 2,430, respectively, with the potential downside clearly visible. The market has since recovered and rebounded, but the momentum is not strong, while overhead pressure remains evident. On the 4-hour chart, after a large bearish candle last night, the market is now moving sideways with small-bodied candles and extremely low trading volume, indicating that short-term downward momentum is weakening and the market has entere