A bot with more patience than me. Low bar, but still.

The Agent ID sector has officially entered the animal era
The first-ever [Animal Series AI Agent] on the internet — $CatAgent debuts🔥
Fully adopts JAGENT’s top-tier narrative playbook
Fair launch, zero private sales, open-source code, locked liquidity
Fully transparent contract, an exceptionally clean foundation!
Cats are a top-tier global MEME IP, with an audience that dwarfs traditional Agents
All previous Agents have proven 100x returns
CatAgent opening at 10x is just the beginning—the steadiest dark horse to take the baton this cycle!
If you missed JAGENT, don’t miss the animal-themed Ag

This rogue coin just doesn’t play by the rules. The number of people liquidated worldwide is still under 1,000, and the market maker has kicked off the AGT redemption season$AGT

$AAVE is currently in a consolidating but relatively strong structure, showing greater resilience than others in the same sector. Bottom line: bullish in the short term; pullbacks are buying opportunities.
The case is as follows: Among the 24-hour gainers and losers, $AAVE is currently priced at 128.74, down only 1.78%, while over the same period
$TQQQB plunged 5.27%, a much steeper decline; compared with $XRP ’s +2.21%, AAVE is not leading the gains, but its RSI is only 51.3, far below XRP’s 71.1, indicating less overbought pressure and more room to rise. Technically, MA5=128.378 has cros

Another exchange, MercadoBitcoin, has been hacked for over $46M!
Over $9M in stolen assets has already been frozen.
The hacker still holds the following altcoins, which could face selling pressure:
372.99B $PEPE ($1.79M)
12.82K $AAVE ($1.61M)
769.95K $PENDLE E ($1.35M)
29.83K $EVA ($1.26M)
1.98M $VIRTUAL ($1.15M)
147.84K $UNI ($1.04M)
2.67M $ONDO ($1.03M)

A reminder $ANTHROPIC
—don't arbitrage between Hyperliquid and CEXs when the share count is uncertain
Keep in mind that Hyperliquid has no rebase capability. If there are more shares, Hyperliquid longs lose; if there are fewer, shorts lose
I took a look at Anthropic's public offering valuation
It's likely to be $1.75T or $1.5T, so the original $2T IPO is probably off the table
Went long $ANTHROPIC
At a $1.5T IPO valuation, it's not exactly buying at a high price
AI has completely upended my old line of work, so all I can do is go long as a hedge 🫡
Also, here's my adorable daughter

Fourth trade closed
Went long at 3941, took profit and exited at 3960, a 19-point gain—this trade netted $3,688!
As mentioned earlier, as long as gold breaks through the short-term resistance zone of 3930-3940, we’ll keep chasing another trade for a quick long. Sometimes opportunities come in an instant; hesitate and you’ll miss them. Next, we’ll patiently watch and wait for a downward reversal signal to emerge above the 3970-3980 resistance zone. Those who are more aggressive can open a small short position in this zone!#黄金 #伦敦金 $XAUUSD

📈 𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗫 𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗯𝘀 𝟱.𝟬%: 𝗔 𝗖𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘅’𝘀 𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗲
📊 𝟭𝟯:𝟱𝟯 𝗨𝗧𝗖 | 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲
MPLX has secured a place among Gate.com’s top gainers today, recording a 5.0% increase against USDT. The move puts Metaplex back in the spotlight as traders look for opportunities in the altcoin market.
The latest market snapshot shows:
𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿: 𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗫/𝗨𝗦𝗗𝗧
𝗟𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗲: $𝟬.𝟬𝟴𝟲𝟭𝟭
𝟮𝟰-𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲: +𝟱.𝟬%
𝟮𝟰-𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘃𝗼𝗹𝘂𝗺𝗲: 𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘅𝗶𝗺�

$AGT $AGT is climbing like this, and I really think it’ll retest its old high, guys. At this point, if you can FOMO, just ride the wave. Anyone trying to stop the train will just get dragged along.$LSK

$SI flying like Superman and breaking all the sound barriers

🚀 Guys, $XAU $XAU is already up +1.41%, and the momentum is still there. Don’t hesitate.
⚠️ Risk warning: Highly leveraged contracts are extremely volatile. The above is only a record of my personal trades and does not constitute investment advice. You are responsible for any profits or losses from copy trading. Let’s go all in on this move! Max out 70x isolated leverage—just go for it.
📍 Go long now at the current price of $3,948 🎯 First target: $3,988 🎯 Second target: $4,025 🛑 Set the stop level at $3,840; if it breaks, take the loss.
#USMidtermElections The news is lining up pretty w

Take profit, take profit!!! The current-price order publicly signaled this evening took off immediately and has now reached 3962, nearly $60 of upside. Feel free to take profits! $XAU ‌

2,493 coins on @Pumpfun hit $100k market cap last week.
90% are dead: back under $7k, zero volume.
half of them were dead 40 minutes after hitting 100k.
> 60% dead within the hour
> 82% within a day
> 89% within 3 days
here's how the typical one lives and dies:
1. created and bonded in the same block. the dev buys out the whole bonding curve and migrates it in the same slot.
2. hits 100k in its first minute on pumpswap (71% of them).
3. peaks ~15 minutes later, around $400k.
4. dies 7 minutes after the peak. 89% lost 90%+ of their value in a single minute.
and the few that get there the slow w

🚫 Our money isn’t a toy! Enough with betting destroying families and dreams. We want respect, awareness, and a life without gambling! ✊❤️
#BetsNuncaMais #ApostasNuncaMais #SayNoToBetting

#XAU November’s fifth trade: Gold gave a little tap, made 2R
It’s now reached the 1H FVG, getting ready to bail.

The U.S. is making AI policy, and there are clearly two paths: talking about safety while letting “obedient AI” grow unchecked. That Stanford guy put it bluntly: the goal is gladiator AI, one that does whatever it’s told. The industry has a lot of lobbying power, so naturally the rules are getting looser. In the end, ordinary people are the ones who pay the price. If you think I’m talking nonsense, save a screenshot. #AI