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10.16 Friday morning market overview: BTC M-top correction complete
BTC formed a long lower wick and a small-bodied bullish candle this morning, with the market difficult to read
Last night, affected by the PPI data, BTC wicked down to 7.97, breaking below the previous low of 8 before this rebound;
After the data was released, total liquidations across the network over 1H reached $476 million, with long liquidations accounting for as much as $457 million, mainly concentrated in ETH and BTC
When news-driven moves quickly wick downward and then rebound, the purpose is to liquidate bo

10.16 ETH Market Analysis

Long: around 2400-2425, stop loss at 2380, targets 2450/2470

ETH is currently at 2434.32. After a strong bullish reversal from the bottom pushed the price up to 2466, resistance caused the rally to stall, while concentrated profit-taking at the highs led to a deep pullback. The market's center of gravity has shifted somewhat lower, but the main hourly structure of bottoming and rising remains intact. This pullback is not a trend reversal, but rather provides an opportunity to establish long positions at lower levels.
2400-2425 is the dense support zone formed duri

#DrLinHanSpeaksAtOxfordUnion
I'll be honest, when I first saw this headline, I read it twice. A crypto exchange founder walking into one of the oldest debating halls in the world? That's not something you'd have imagined a decade ago. So I dug into the details, and here is what's actually confirmed so far.
Gate's founder and CEO, Dr. Han, has been invited to speak at The Oxford Union on November 12, between 15:30 and 16:30 UTC. The venue is on St Michael's Street in Oxford, UK. Worth remembering: the announcement came out in mid-October, so the talk hasn't happened yet. Right now, this is an

The short-term prediction market shows an extremely strong bullish consensus, with the market barely considering price action below 78000.
All three strike levels have extremely low odds, leaving no room for returns on the long side;
With expectations so highly aligned, beware the risk of a low-probability black swan wick; if a rapid drop occurs, it will have a strong impact on the market.

$SOL SOL UPDATE
Solana (SOL) recently pulled back to the $100–$101 region.
Here is the breakdown of two primary scenarios on the 1H timeframe:
Scenario Breakdown:
1⃣ Possibility 1: Bullish Impulse (Wave v)Wave (iv) macro bottomed out around $101. Currently starting Wave (v) towards $130 – $139. Invalidation: A breakdown below $94.50.
2⃣ Possibility 2: Corrective Relief (Wave b)Current upside movement is a corrective Wave (b). Target bounce zone: $110 – $116 before potential rejection.
Key Takeaways & Strategy:Both scenarios point toward short-term upside momentum toward $107 – $108 first. $1

10.16 BTC Market Analysis
Duo: Around 81600-81900, stop-loss at 81200, targets 82800/83600.
BTC is currently at 82200. The rebound from 79762 to 82592 has already run its course, with a sizable 2,800-point move. Today, the price did not continue upward and instead stalled around 82200.
Last night’s PPI rose 6.3% year-on-year, far above the expected 5.3%. After the data was released, BTC initially plunged to 79762 but was quickly pulled back up. The fact that it rebounded so much after the drop was mainly due to two reasons: first, short covering. The bearish data triggered a wave of short entr

There have been ridiculously few signals this week. Three trades broke even last night, and one position was reduced this morning.#美国9月PPI大超预期

Scumbag Watch: BTC Update 10.16
Bitcoin briefly pierced the 80,000 level yesterday before quickly reclaiming it and is currently consolidating around 82,000. It is currently facing resistance from the 5-day and 10-day moving averages, and breaking through requires reclaiming 82,500.
Scumbag has a short position here
The stop-loss will be placed around 83,500
Scumbag’s ultimate take-profit target is 71,000
Of course, 80,800, 78,800, 77,500, and 76,300 are all take-profit levels$BTC

Starlink | October 16, 2026 ETH Outlook
Direction: Short-term rebound recovery; prioritize waiting for a pullback to go long, and do not chase highs.
Entry to watch: 240–240
First target: 2460
Second target: 2480–2500
Defensive reference: Below 2380
ETH remained relatively weak over the past few days, with the lows continuously moving lower. After a clear rebound near 2313, it finally staged a strong rally last night.
However, after rebounding to around 2460, the price began to pull back again.
Therefore, today we cannot simply chase longs just because of last night's strong rally.
Next, focus

ETH Short Attack Alert: The rebound is a trap—decisively open a short position at higher levels! Trading advice: Direction: Short Entry: Enter with a light position around the current price of 2440; if it rebounds to 2480 (a conservative level), add to the short position. Targets: The first target is 2360; if it breaks down, look toward the previous low at 2313. Entry rationale: Technicals: The BOLL middle band on the 4-hour chart continues to suppress price, MACD bullish momentum is weakening, and the overall trend remains in a downward channel; 2480 above is a previous dense trading and trap

Currently opened high and pulled back; waiting for stabilization

#TeslaRoadsterSparksMemeCoinSurge Tesla Roadster Flies — And Meme Coins Take Off
Elon just delivered one of the wildest product demos in years.
During the Roadster reveal, the new Tesla didn’t just accelerate — it launched off a ramp, flipped in the air, and used compressed air thrusters to land. It even jumped over multiple cars, including a Semi.
Key highlights from the event:
0–60 mph in 0.81 seconds
Thruster-assisted flight capability (limited)
Production targeted for 2028
Instant Reaction on Solana
The viral flying footage sparked an immediate meme coin frenzy.
Tokens themed around “Flyin

$BTC Is following the 2023 Early bull market fractal.
This means we might sooner or later, sweep below the $76k level that we set in earlier in September.
And if that happens, we should avoid shorting and instead try to buy the dip.
Any dump that comes will be followed by really great pumps.

AGT 4-Hour Chart Analysis: Doubling Rally from a Deep Bottom, Short-Term Long
AGT previously dipped to 0.013531 to complete bottom confirmation, with a 24-hour gain of over 101%, representing a typical aggressive rally driven by bottom-fishing capital. A huge bullish candle broke through the long-term downtrend, while the SAR indicator simultaneously turned bullish, signaling a concentrated release of bullish momentum. After the current surge, it has pulled back slightly for consolidation, which is a retracement during the uptrend.
Support: 0.013531
Take-profit target: 0.042000
Stop-loss: 0.01

My friend asked me to find out: Is there still any hope for someone who bought Unitree Technology at 1,100 at the open?
It has been steadily sliding with no rebound whatsoever. After being cut in half, it can still be cut in half again.
At this rate, we’ll probably see Unitree Technology back at its IPO price before the end of the year.
Does every generation get its own PetroChina?

Dahuang’s weekly rhythm—the previous summary played out perfectly. You can watch the replay

Current price 1376.61, up only +0.95% over 24h, with a trading volume of 40.9M USDT, yet the amplitude across 30 candlesticks is as high as 10.57%—a low gain paired with high volatility indicates a typical long-short rotation zone, not a trend acceleration phase. MA5=1380.32 remains above MA20=1354.25, and the MACD histogram at +6.893 maintains a bullish bias, but RSI=51.7 has returned to neutral. The price is running just below the upper Bollinger Band at 1401.61, with clear resistance at the upper band. The Fear and Greed Index is 63, in the greed zone; sentiment is warm but not extreme, an