Give big bro a five-star ⭐ review
You really are my good big bro—so obedient, hitting wherever I point
That’s all the pie for today; we’ll continue with five-star ⭐ reviews tomorrow

Algorand node runners have approved v5.0.0 after support reached 90%. The upgrade is not live on mainnet yet. ⏳
The sequence now stands at:
— software released
— approval threshold met
— cooldown underway
— protocol activation pending
— wallet, indexer and app compatibility still to verify
After activation, the changes are expected to include native post-quantum accounts, a larger and more flexible AVM, and a new fee model tied more closely to transaction resource use.
The proof of “live” is blocks produced under the new protocol—not the release tag or approval headline.

Gate officially launches SOL and XRP event contracts, with 5/15-minute and 1/4-hour multi-period trading opened simultaneously
🔹 Simply predict whether prices will rise or fall to trade, with extremely simple operation
🔹 Enter with as little as 5 USDT, using USDT for all trades
🔹 Zero leverage and no margin, with no liquidation risk
🔹 Automatically settle when the period expires; positions can take profit or stop loss in advance
Coins currently available for trading through Gate event contracts: BTC, ETH, SOL, XRP
Trading access: Gate App / official website → Futures → Event Contra

$Fight most perfect breakout and bottomed out chart
Any dip is an opportunity
Buy low and have patience with me will be worth it

This dumb money bought back 1,674 $ETH ($3.19M) at a high price of $1,906 again.
This guy is always selling low and buying high.
Two months ago, he still had 1,891 $ETH.
Now he has only 1,674 $ETH, losing 217 $ETH ($414K) through swing trading.
Sometimes, just holding is better than trading blindly.

#USD1FuturesZeroMakerFee
USD1 Futures Zero Maker Fee Launched
Core update
• Zero maker fees and 0.5 bps taker fees on all USD1 pairs
• Zero bps maker fees and competitive 0.5 bps taker fee to encourage market participation
• USD1 also supported as core margin asset and collateral with collateral ratio on par with USDT allowing traders to maximize capital efficiency
Why zero maker fee matters with best examples
Example one maker vs taker
Maker adds liquidity with limit order resting on book. Taker removes liquidity with market order. Zero maker fee means maker pays zero for adding depth. 0.

Crypto Circle Academician: On August 18, Ethereum (ETH) is undergoing repeated shakeouts—will Ethereum recover and rebound, or is this a bull trap? Latest market analysis reference
　　
Ethereum is currently priced at 1907. The price has been hovering around 1900, with no clear breakout signal to the upside, while support remains below. Many people are caught in the dilemma of feeling uncomfortable holding but being unwilling to cut losses. The broader trend has not developed into a one-sided market, and repeated oscillations are most likely to trigger stop-losses again and again. Many people tr

What is really worth watching in the market this week:
First, the Federal Reserve meeting minutes.
After the release of the CPI, PPI, retail sales, and other data, market expectations for further rate hikes have cooled significantly.
But what matters in the minutes is not whether the Fed will immediately turn dovish, but how many officials still insist on further tightening.
If hawkish voices continue to weaken, the market will feel more comfortable about the subsequent rate path.
Second, the Strait of Hormuz.
There has been a lot of news recently, but I will say the same thing:
Don't rush to

【$ETH Signal】4H bullish expansion + 1H low-volume pullback
$ETH 4H RSI 59.27, MACD histogram 2.91 expanding. The price is moving along the upper Bollinger Band at 1901.77, while the 1H MACD histogram contracts to 0.35. Buy/sell depth is 0.16, with a heavy sell wall, but the price has not broken below the 1895 area.
🎯Direction: Long
⚡Entry/limit order: 1897.147 - 1900.500
🛑Stop-loss: 1881.495
🚀Target 1: 1929.008
🚀Target 2: 1943.261
🛡️Trade management: - After reaching Target 1, reduce the position by 50% and move the stop-loss to breakeven. If the price falls back to the entry level, exit

$CYS Re­kt me so badly, fuck your mother.

A little kitten showed up at the door··· How can I bring it home··· If I just carry it home, I’m afraid its mother won’t be able to find it···

$TROLL V $AURA
Fractals dance

Evening long position, profit successfully taken.
The market never lacks opportunities; every stage has its own market conditions. It’s okay to move a little slower—as long as profits are successfully locked in. ​​​
#Gate事件积分系统上线 #USD1合约挂单0手续费 #SpaceX股价反弹40%

It's hard to fathom just how early we still are to AI.
This is the famous AI dot plot - completely updated (August 2026).
~6B have still never meaningfully used AI. Only ~5M have ever touched a coding tool like Claude Code.
You're still incredibly early.

【$SOL Signal】Long + 1H MACD bullish expansion
$SOL RSI 1H 58.22, MACD histogram continues to expand, with buyers actively pushing up the price. The 4H Bollinger Bands are tightening, and a market shift is approaching. Selling pressure in the order book is slightly heavy, but the funding rate is negative, so shorts are not dominant.
🎯Direction: long
⚡Entry/Limit order: 75.70 - 75.88
🛑Stop-loss: 75.12
🚀Target 1: 77.02
🚀Target 2: 77.59
🛡️Trade management:
- After reaching Target 1, reduce the position by 50% and move the stop-loss up to the breakeven level. If the price falls back to the ent

Kidding, you big idiot Chun
I still have several accounts to claim 🤓
#tut

My wife's first time mowing the lawn she just sent me this 😂

#XRP
XRP is currently hovering around the $1.00 area, which is a major psychological level. Recent market data shows a 24-hour range roughly around $0.988–$1.006, with about $799M in 24-hour trading volume.
Technically, the market is still fragile rather than clearly bullish. $1.00–$1.006 is the immediate decision zone. A sustained recovery above $1.05 would improve the structure, while losing $0.988 would increase the risk of another move lower. Recent analysis also identifies $0.95–$1.05 as the key short-term range.
The bigger picture is important: XRP remains far below its 2025 peak of a