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JUST IN: ECB officials signal potential immediate rate hikes if the next forecast confirms rising inflation risks. $EUR, eurozone yields likely to move on any hawkish shift.

🔥 BITCOIN’S HISTORICAL CYCLE STRUCTURE IS WORTH WATCHING.
This Bitbo heat map visualizes Bitcoin’s multi-year market cycles using the number of days since the previous All-Time High.
And when you zoom out across Bitcoin’s history, one recurring pattern stands out:
Peak → Correction → Capitulation → Accumulation → Expansion.
THE HEAT MAP EXPLAINED
🔴 RED:
Near or at a major All-Time High.
🟠 YELLOW/ORANGE:
Post-peak correction, capitulation and re-accumulation.
🟢 GREEN:
Recovery, expansion and movement toward new record highs.
Now look at the historical cycle bottoms.
2015:
Bitcoin bottomed a

#StrategyAdds4603BTC A Deep Dive into MicroStrategy's Latest Bitcoin Power Play
In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the traditional finance and cryptocurrency sectors, Strategy—the company formerly known as MicroStrategy—has executed another massive Bitcoin acquisition. The business intelligence firm, now rebranded to reflect its laser-focused Bitcoin strategy, has purchased an additional 4,603 BTC, bringing its total holdings to a staggering 478,740 bitcoins. This acquisition, valued at approximately $280 million at current market prices, further cements Strategy's position as th

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JUST IN: A whale with 0x90b5 balance is net long BTC and ETH with extreme leverage, $26.3M notional and ~-$41.8k unrealized as liquidation risk nears on BTC (40x) and ETH (25x). If margins drain further, watch for sudden squeezes in BTC/ETH liquidity. $BTC $ETH

Ethereum’s intraday short-term price action plunged again, rapidly falling from around 2480 to around 2450, mainly due to the Strait of Hormuz situation and the afternoon plunge in U.S. stock futures. Overall, the market remains range-bound, with support at the bottom. Go long upon reaching a key support level! #GateFutures完成CFTC注册并加入NFA
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【$0G Signal】Long: negative funding short squeeze + 4H bullish trend intact
$0G The 4H MACD bullish histogram remains, and the price is holding above the 1H EMA20. The funding rate is -0.3032%, with shorts continuing to pay fees, and conditions for a short squeeze are emerging. The last 1H candlestick saw a high-volume drop, with a buy ratio of 0.47. After selling pressure is released, the price is entering the 0.2302-0.2309 support zone. The 1H RSI is 54.87 and has not entered the oversold zone. The depth imbalance is -16.42%, indicating relatively heavy sell orders; the pace of absorption a

Swiss Life Holding reports 1H net income of CHF 649M, launches CHF 250M share buyback programme.

Euthanasia actually costs 800,000
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#GateFuturesRegistersWithCFTCJoinsNFA
A NEW US MILESTONE FUTURES ARM SECURES CFTC REGISTRATION AND JOINS NFA
A major step for compliant growth in the US
As of September 1 2026 the group behind the global trading platform has expanded its US footprint by registering Gate Futures LLC as an Introducing Broker with the CFTC and as a member of the NFA The new entity will focus on US derivatives under full federal oversight
WHAT THE REGISTRATION MEANS
The CFTC is the US federal body that oversees futures options and swaps The NFA is the self regulatory body with delegated power to handle registra

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Across the vast, deserted sea, I wander alone

JUST IN: Bitmine now holds 5.9M ETH, representing 4.9% of Ethereum's total supply.
@ethereum

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Since BTC climbed above 79,000, it has been repeatedly hovering around $78,000. Are you guessing every market move? Blindly guessing the news? Stop guessing. At 20:30 on Friday, a report will directly determine whether the Federal Reserve raises interest rates on September 16. Data shows that the market’s probability of a 25-basis-point rate hike in September has surged from less than 40% before Warsh’s remarks to 65.4%. A December rate hike has already been fully priced in! In other words, the market is already prepared for a September rate hike. However, that preparation could be completely