JUST IN: Galaxy Research lowers 2026 CLARITY Act passage odds to 10% due to political/division hurdles; Senate action expected after September recess with a tight window to move forward. $CLARITY

The complete results for the week of 8.10–8.14 are out. To be honest, this week’s market was truly grueling.
Compared with the previous two weeks, the market became an entire level more difficult. It was range-bound back-and-forth the whole time, with no smooth one-way trend. Prices shot up and down, constantly luring traders into false entries. Many people switched between chasing longs and shorts, getting slapped from both sides and feeling restless while holding their positions.
Many people lament that choppy markets are difficult to profit from, but if you get the rhythm right, there are s

There’s still 2,800 yuan in Baishan Zhishuan—can it be sold at half price?

$$SPORTFUN crashed from 0.036 to 0.0258 in just 6 hours, with late buyers now down an average of 28%. Can you believe this market?
Don't rush to buy the dip. Let the data speak: The 24h range is 72%, and the $61 million trading volume looks lively, but the candlesticks have already formed a textbook “false breakout”—the early-session surge to 0.036 hit the lower edge of the previous dense resistance zone, followed by a high-volume decline, with three consecutive long upper wicks on the 4-hour chart. MACD has formed a death cross above the zero axis, while RSI has fallen from the high of 75 to

Why does the second person from the left look a bit like a familiar teacher?

ElizaOS founder accuses founder of insider trading, alleging $6.6M profit from AI16z token sales during a rename/migration. If substantiated, this could heighten scrutiny on project governance and token flow signals. $AI16Z

The director of “The Cow Is Coming” has already started making “The Goat Is High”—it’s a cinematic universe now.😂
“The Cow Is Coming” hasn’t been a movie these past few days; it’s performance art. Its total box office in the nine days before release was just 7,169 yuan, with 236 people seeing it.
After being mocked all over the internet and going viral, cinemas went crazy adding screenings. By August 16, its cumulative box office had climbed to about 1.7 million yuan—over 230 times higher in just a few days.
Director Xin Yumeng’s background is pretty surreal too:
The film’s core crew is basic

A university student asks: Which is more important, family love or excellent grades?
An elementary school student answers: Family love, of course. Grades are only red, while love is colorful.

Challenge: Turn 100u into 100ku. Today is Day 9, and the account currently has 548u.

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August 16 Bitcoin Analysis
Bitcoin’s current price is trading below the middle Bollinger Band, while the distance between the upper and lower bands has narrowed, indicating declining short-term volatility and the possibility of entering consolidation or soon choosing a direction. The current price is close to the lower Bollinger Band (62998.4). If it fails to hold above the middle band effectively, it may further test support levels; conversely, if it breaks above and holds the middle band on increased volume, it may test resistance near the upper band at 63151.2. Bitcoin and Ethereum have rec

crypto VC activity is almost dead
we’re back to 2020 levels

Starting today, I’m launching a new daily series!
From now on, I’ll test @BONKUJI_inu’s Gacha to see whether it’s actually easy to draw from, recording the results directly every day to see how much the long-term tested hit rate differs from the official odds 👀
Because I prefer Japanese Pokémon cards, I’m currently taking on the 100U Japanese PTCG Gacha 🇯🇵
The 100U OPTCG Gacha will also be launching soon; once the card machine is available, I’ll switch over to One Piece
Card machine information
💰 100 USDC / Pull
📊 Expected Value: 104.57U
♻️ Buyback Rate: 88%
Official odds:
Common 42%｜Unco

JUST IN: A tiny $121.4 hop into the meme token "Niu Lai" turned into a ~$284k gain with ~232k% return, as the address liquidated ~48% of its position. $NIU (implied risk: meme-driven liquidity moves)

Since last year, the pilot has frantically urged friends to get passports, my big brother to leave, friends to always keep an eSIM card in reserve, and those able to go abroad to do so.
Like ducks sensing the spring river’s warmth first, I, an ordinary person, have deeply felt the changing times.
Many things people take for granted have not actually been around for very long; even the right to study English freely is less than 50 years old. It was not until 2016 that it replaced the temporary residence permit.
I choose to defend modernity.

$RARE – Bearish continuation in a mature strong regime
RARE SHORT
Entry: 0.01139 – 0.01142
Stop Loss: 0.01163
TP: 0.01118 - 0.01095 - 0.01072

#GateCardTripleUpgrade
GATE CARD TRIPLE UPGRADE — A NEW STEP TOWARD A MORE CONNECTED DIGITAL-ASSET EXPERIENCE
The evolution of digital finance is not only about faster markets or more digital assets. It is also about creating a smoother connection between the digital value people manage online and the everyday experiences they enjoy in the real world. represents this broader direction, bringing attention to the idea of making crypto-powered payments, benefits, and financial experiences more practical, accessible, and user-friendly.
WHAT DOES “TRIPLE UPGRADE” MEAN?
The phrase “Triple Upgrade”

$CYS What else is there to say? Chinese people can fly.