This damn market really knows how to torture people.
Yesterday and today, I kept firmly urging everyone to short. Bitcoin was still fine, rising only 1% at most, or 800–900 points.
It was just ETH that bounced around more actively, rising about 3% more than Bitcoin.
Luckily, I didn’t go long; otherwise, I’d have ended up buying near the ceiling again.
It broke below 80,000 yesterday, and I thought there would be a rebound, but the strength of this rebound was indeed higher than expected. This damn market is really something.
Today it oscillated at high levels for another whole day. I’m sure so

VanEck has filed for another ETF staking ETH through Lido. With weekend trading volume this thin, it doesn’t take much money to pump it. No one’s actually building around the DID and VC identity narrative yet; the ETF is already packaging ETH in a wrapper for you. Save this take for now and come back tomorrow to see if it holds up.

Scumbag's BTC Watch Update 10.17
Bitcoin surged to around 82,800 yesterday before dropping to 80,800. Scumbag's strategy seems to have been pretty accurate, but after opening a position, Scumbag felt the price level wasn't ideal and didn't continue. Last night, when the price reached around 82,500, he didn't open another position either.
Wonder if any fellow scumbags followed along
So let's see how things go next week. The large bullish candle from 9.18 is currently providing support and has held several times already. Of course, we can't rule out the support failing and price dropping into th

$TIA Current price 0.6952, 24h +17.63%, trading volume 42.0M USDT, 30-candle range approximately 21.19%; compared with peers in the same sector, $AVAX is down 1.14% over 24h and $PYTH is down 8.23%. All three share the infrastructure/modular narrative, but TIA is the only asset gaining strength on rising volume against the trend. The relative strength gap is close to 19 percentage points, which is the main reason it deserves separate attention. The funding rate is -0.0028%; with prices rising while the rate remains negative, shorts have not capitulated and longs are not crowded, indicating

Short $ADA
: Cardano has 42.6 million 👀 remaining under the treasury withdrawal limit. Price is 0.226, below the 4-hour EMA50 at 0.237. Watch whether sellers defend this zone on the chart. Reasons supporting the short: - 4-hour price is 0.226, below the EMA50 at 0.237, so the trend still favors sellers - Daily price is below the EMA200 at 0.232, so the broader trend also favors sellers - 1-hour RSI is 44: momentum is neutral, with room to fall further 🔴 Short · Entry 0.2253–0.2259 · Take profit 0.2238 / 0.2225 / 0.2207 · Stop loss 0.2287 Will sellers defend this zone, or will the price break

$SNDK /USDT is about to break its daily range, and the setup is hiding in plain sight.

$SNDK /USDT - LONG

Trade Plan:
Entry: 1300.03 – 1308.61
SL: 1250.76
TP1: 1344.49
TP2: 1371.26
TP3: 1411.43

Why this setup?
Why now? The 4h structure shows the daily trend is range-bound, but the 1h ATR of 17.165357 confirms enough volatility to fuel a decisive move from the entry zone near 1304.32. The 15m RSI at 46.28 suggests the asset is neither overbought nor oversold, leaving room for a clean push toward the first target at 1344.49. If momentum sustains, the second target sits at 1371.26, and the

$PI Can someone help me interpret this code? Is something good about to happen?

What is the origin of something like this in the X materials? Incredible

$3.4M of leveraged bets against $CL just got closed out across the major venues in the space of 30 minutes. Traders on the other side lost only $2.8K over the same half hour, so the squeeze landed almost entirely on sellers.

2026.10.17 Popular Coin Analysis
Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Sol are all on the list—where is the money flowing? Come take a look.
1. $BTC :
Support near $80,809 and $57,800; the trend is up, so holding is better than constantly trading. Trading volume is $1.21 billion, with real money buying.
❤️Trading suggestion: Go long directly with 25x leverage, stop-loss at $57,800, and take profit at $87,396.
2. $ETH :
Support near $2,393 and $1,506; selling pressure has dried up at this level, making it suitable for accumulating. Volume is $680 million; funds are still in the market and haven't left. Build a

Regarding the use of AI or other tools, I think this is an issue that deserves deep consideration.
Sometimes we can easily put the cart before the horse.
If it takes a great deal of time to fix the tool instead of using it to solve the problem itself, is the goal to show off or to actually solve the problem?

Stay Retardio 🫵🤡

#TeslaRoadsterSparksMemeCoinSurge
Tesla Roadster Hype: Can Meme Coins Deliver Another Explosive Rally?
The Tesla Roadster narrative is attracting attention in the cryptocurrency market, highlighting how celebrity-related headlines, social media trends, and speculative trading can influence meme coin prices. However, the real question is whether this excitement can support a lasting rally or simply trigger another short-lived price spike.
1. Flying Tesla Roadster (FTR) Gains Attention
Flying Tesla Roadster (FTR), a Solana-based meme coin inspired by Tesla and Elon Musk-related themes, attracte

$INJ
With this INJ run, the project’s Twitter is basically one step away from welding “get in now” onto its forehead 😏 I’m sliding in first; do what you want. Don’t get jealous when it pumps, and don’t complain when it pulls back 🤣

$WLD Long setup: Price must hold 0.5145–0.5167 on the 4H chart.
Hold 0.515 → target 0.529, then 0.537. Break below 0.502 → this setup is invalidated. I’m waiting for buyers to step in and hold this level. Why it’s on my radar: - Price is trading above the 0.515 EMA50, indicating buyers still have a structural advantage. - The daily trend is upward, suggesting buyers have stronger support at this level. - The 1H RSI is 54, showing neutral momentum, not overbought. 🟢 Long · Entry 0.5145–0.5167 · Take profit 0.5235 / 0.5288 / 0.5368 · Stop loss 0.5024
Not investment advice · Do your own research

October 17 $BTC Comprehensive Market Analysis
💫News:
CPI impact continues: September CPI rose to 3.7% year over year, with core CPI up 0.3% month over month; a sharp rise in gasoline prices contributed most of the increase
Markets are repricing the probability of a Fed rate hike in October (27–28), and risk appetite is declining
💫Fund Flows:
U.S. spot Bitcoin ETFs saw cumulative net outflows of about $535M in October. Recent flows: about +$175.6M on October 13, about -$261.5M on October 14, then a small net inflow of about +$5.1M on October 15. Net outflows totaled about $125–145M over roug