Buying ETH will make my wife divorce me.

JUST IN:
WINTERMUTE HAS SENT 2,917.57 bitcoin:native ≈ $226.61M TO
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING ON HERE?

Are all the $Niu Lai accounts fake? Am I the only real person putting up real money? This is truly disgusting.

Cup and handle forming for #BROCCOLI

The first section of the beginner trading tutorial has ended. If you missed it, you can watch the replay!
Next session: How trends form and break through, and the underlying logic of trading (trendlines)

Solana Surpasses BNB Chain in DEX Volume for Third Consecutive Month
Solana has maintained its position as the leading blockchain for decentralized exchange trading volume for the third consecutive month, processing over $60 billion in DEX volume in August . The network's dominance is driven by its low transaction fees, high throughput, and growing ecosystem of DeFi applications including Jupiter, Raydium, and Orca . Solana's native token SOL has gained approximately 15% over the past month, trading at $152, outperforming both Bitcoin and Ethereum during the same period .

The biggest realization from ten years of trading:
The market is never wrong; I am.
But I won’t admit it either—I’ll just blame the market maker. 😝
After all, when you lose money, you always have to find someone to blame—it’s either yourself or someone else.
Hahahaha, is this the psychological balancing mechanism?

I was just about to go to the forum and rant, but then I saw my balance. Forget it—the market is always right. 😤
A few days ago, I took one last look before bed. The rebound was weak, and every push upward fell just short. I warned then: opening a short at this level would be more comfortable than chasing longs—don’t wait until the level breaks to regret it. Those who bought at the top are still bragging; I won’t argue. Let the price do the talking. 👀
When I opened the chart this morning, the short entry at 0.06851 and the current price of 0.04578 were right there on the screen, with +2354.1

#StrategySharesBreak135ForFirstTimeIn12Weeks
Strategy Shares Break $135: Full Breakdown, Analysis and What Comes Next
The Headline, Decoded
"Break $135" is an upside breakout. Strategy Inc (Nasdaq: MSTR), formerly MicroStrategy, closed at $137.39 on August 27, 2026, up 11.6%. That was its first close above $135 since June 2, 2026 ($136.10), a gap of roughly 12 weeks. But the breakout did not hold: on August 28 it opened at $134, touched $135.97, then sold off to close at $127.29, down 7.34%. The market is now testing whether the break was genuine or failed.
The 12-Week Journey and Chart Patte

#TopFiveLeaguesPreMatchPredictor
⚽ Liverpool vs Nottingham Forest — My Complete Pre-Match Prediction
Liverpool vs Nottingham Forest is one of the most interesting Premier League fixtures of this weekend, and if I have to choose one winner, my pick is Liverpool.
The match takes place at Anfield on August 29 at 19:30 UTC+8, and for Liverpool this is much more than another league fixture. It is the first Premier League home game of the new era under Andoni Iraola, so the pressure, expectations and motivation will all be extremely high.
My main prediction is:
Liverpool 2-1 Nottingham Forest
Howev

This trend doesn’t even require me to think—the account is dancing on its own 😂
Now $PROM has reached 5.195, with +63.24% credited. It feels so good 🚀—the timing was spot-on, and all those sleepless nights weren’t in vain. After dragging on for so long, you only know who was swimming naked once the move finally plays out.
A few days ago, I took one look before going to bed. The pullback held, the bottom moved sideways, and it was obvious someone was supporting it, so I went long directly around 4.864. The risk-reward at that level was excellent; even if I was wrong, I wouldn’t lose much. All

Is it because I’m using the beta version? Gate or other apps can’t be updated?

I was just about to head to the forum and rant, but then I saw my balance and thought, forget it—the market is always right. When the screen was glowing green, I was still hesitating over whether to chase the short, but the market gave me the answer directly. I entered the short around 0.1481, and the price has now dropped to 0.1117, delivering a +244.43% return. It feels so good—the ones on board must have woken up laughing. This move was simply about clear resistance overhead: every rebound lacked follow-through in volume, selling pressure was strong, and I just went with the trend. Discipli

Withdraw some money and go enjoy the weekend.
Pls Tuyo, gib me some free purchases.

$SOL is inevitable. On all fronts! You can combine coin:native and $ETH app revenue and still won hold to Solana.
That is how active this chain is!
(credit @SolanaSensei)

$BTC is consolidating around support with no clear direction.
Not a good place to force an entry. Wait for confirmation. 🥱

I guess I finally get it 😅
He Yi beats star, star beats CZ, CZ beats, beats domestic entertainment
Hahahaha

robinhood dex volume is ripping again
$582m traded in the last 24 hours