“I just put in $15 and now only a few cents are left”
the thesis of those guys on FOMO rushing to buy $LAPTOP , @HunterBiden’s token, is fucking hilarious 😂
it peaked at $300 on listing and has now fallen to $5
dumped / only around 60x, that’s all
with a 1 billion supply, this price is already pretty insane, meaning it’s still an $5b cap
this guy is Biden’s son, the previous US president
heard he’s currently in debt somewhere around $15m , no idea how he’s going to pay it all back
so making a meme now is absolutely the right move :))

#LAPTOPAirdropLiveTonight
The crypto market is watching another highly controversial and attention-grabbing launch today: $LAPTOP, a meme token connected to Hunter Biden’s “laptop” narrative, is scheduled to launch on Base on September 9, 2026.
The biggest focus tonight is the LAPTOP airdrop. According to the project’s published tokenomics, the total supply is 1 billion tokens, with 20% allocated to airdrops. The first 10% is designated for the Day-1 airdrop, while another 10% is reserved for a future distribution.
Day-1 Airdrop
The initial distribution is designed around specific groups rath

Fucking awesome! My cost basis is $96, which is pretty much a bottom price
Fuck, the volatility is insane!!! My account balance just showed $10,000 in unrealized profit‼️
Awesome $LAPTOP

terra-luna:native is trapped in this sideways accumulation zone.
Key resistance: 0.000054.
A break above could ignite the next move.
If it fails, we stay in the range.

😳Consensus NFT on Robinhood just minted and already trading for $100+ …was a free mint
🤔did you miss Consensus NFT Free Mint ?

What if...?
bitcoin:native

$XRP
Lobbying at full force!
Ripple steps in to push the CLARITY Act toward a vote
A crucial battle over U.S. crypto regulation is unfolding🔥
There has been news in the crypto industry over the past two days
Ripple is actively pushing the U.S. Congress to advance the CLARITY Act as soon as possible
Put plainly, Ripple is genuinely in a hurry now
Because if this bill ultimately becomes law
One of the biggest changes will be that
Someone will finally write into the rules what constitutes a security
What constitutes a digital commodity, and exactly who oversees these matters
Ripple fought the S

As US debt liabilities rise, how should the crypto market respond?💥
US Treasury yields have remained stubbornly high, causing market expectations for rate cuts to decline further and further
In fact, that is not the only piece of bad news: geopolitical conflicts have intensified again, crude oil prices have surged, and inflationary pressures have risen, which is tantamount to adding fuel to the fire
Unfortunately, employment data has not come in below expectations, making it impossible to change the Federal Reserve's policy direction. For now, we can only wait for the CPI data to be released.

This is how you don't launch a memecoin
solana:76cJTCcyZ6zUM4TkAWoCJ953MDnEzs3mpaAkbypump
Launching at $110B MC is nuts

#GateMeme
🌍 Meme Coins Are Getting More Interesting to Me
Meme coins are looking increasingly interesting to me right now, especially with several setups starting to appear across different tokens. I think the next step is to pay closer attention to Meme setups that offer a better risk-to-reward opportunity rather than simply chasing whatever token is moving the fastest.
For me, the interesting part is that opportunities are not limited to the biggest Meme coins. I want to keep watching a combination of larger Meme tokens with stronger liquidity and smaller Meme tokens that could potentially

Welcome the new richest person in the world, Little Biden.

Hunter Biden’s memecoin $Laptop dropped 97% after launch.
But Important point: it’s still a $2 billion mcap, so it can dump another 97%.
#DYOR

I originally wanted to cut my losses and sacrifice the meat to the heavens, but the ritual never happened—the meat roasted itself.
A few days ago, I was watching the chart in the early hours of the morning. $BP was still grinding repeatedly at the bottom, trying everyone's patience. But every time those lower wicks plunged down, someone stepped in to buy, showing that the bulls had already been quietly working at this level. I mentioned at the time: this kind of pattern isn't afraid of grinding—it is afraid of being ignored. Then, as soon as dawn broke, it delivered a surprise. The long positi

#XRPUSDT
XRP is showing a strong recovery on the 15-minute chart, currently trading around $1.4309, up +2.77% in 24H.
📊 Market Snapshot
💰 Current Price: $1.4309
🔥 24H High: $1.4509
📉 24H Low: $1.3838
MA5: $1.4261
MA10: $1.4239
MA30: $1.4307
The chart shows XRP bouncing strongly from the $1.4106 area and reclaiming the short-term moving averages. Bulls are now testing the $1.438–$1.445 resistance zone.
🎯 Key Levels Entry Zone: $1.425–$1.431
TP1: $1.445
TP2: $1.451
TP3: $1.470
Stop Loss: $1.415
🔥 A clean breakout above $1.451 could strengthen the bullish momentum and open the door toward

GM to anyone who’s all out to make som money today
Your big win is soon🍷💞

Narrative traders, reunite.

$LAPTOP
>130B market cap
> 500k liquidity
> top ten hold 97%

Smart money is quietly building a massive SHORT position on $VVV /USDT.

$VVV /USDT - SHORT

Trade Plan:
Entry: 26.536 – 27.248
SL: 31.340
TP1: 23.556
TP2: 21.332
TP3: 17.995

Why this setup?
Why now? The 4h trend is bearish with 84% confidence while the daily trend remains bullish, creating a dangerous contradiction. The 1h RSI at 55.03 shows neutral momentum, not yet oversold, meaning the short can still run. The 1h ATR of 1.425749 confirms volatile expansion, giving the trade enough fuel to reach the first target at 23.556. Entry is precise at 26.892, with TP2 at 21.332 and TP3 at 17.995