Bukaaa

Y’all know the game Simon says?
The KOLs are Simon and you do what he says

I respond to one fucking post from Mitch larp account number 67 and suddenly the algo thinks we’re fucking roommates

I think retiring is mainly just a goal for someone with zero passions
I’d hate retiring
Never in crypto to retire
Always here as a bridge to get back to business

That feeling when you know you didn’t misspell laser tag but autocorrect thought you meant to write cancer.
So now your granny thinks you been shooting up cancer.
And that cancer is some new type of illegal drug that wasn’t around in the 60s.

If anyone is interested in giving me $15,000 my DMs are open
You’d be surprised at the return

A certain chime to a rhyme
And rhyme rhymes with chime
Just thought I’d chime in this time

Farting so loud your neighbor shuts his window

Interesting
In teresting
In te rest ing
In te r est in g
Holy shit
They been lying to us this entire time bros!
Hiding in plain sight

Meme go up
HHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAH
Meme go down
ARGHAARGHAARGHAARG

In human society, a really important lesson you must learn is this:
When you don’t need, people want to give
When you need, people don’t want to give
Most people will only help if they believe they’ll benefit from helping
Feed the rich, starve the poor, that is just the human lore
It’s an ancient rhyme that rhymes for a reason

Fake Mitch here to let you know that real Mitch wasn’t even real Mitch because what is reality anyway on the scale of the multiverse divided by the diagonal forces of unforeseen foreseeable events?

People used to write 20 page essays about the smell of an ocean breeze
And you can’t even get the ticker right?
Bro

I may have said one or two things you don’t particularly agree with
How silly goose of me

God forbid a white boy dances a little salsa

Scrolling the timelines it’s incredible to see how many people are so mad when others win
How dark does your soul have to be to just fud and cry when someone else is doing well?
I’ve been mad I was sidelined many times but you’d never catch me hating on someone else winning
Did I sell jotchua for a loss at 100k, yes
Did I cry and go through various stages of suicidal contemplation, yes
Did I hate on jotchua and its community winning, no
Not once
Being a hater is just massive negative aura tbh

Shampoo washes your hair.
Conditioner conditions your hair.
Airconditioning does what again?

Will the $PUMP airdrop be like those class action lawsuits where there’s like a really really big sum…
But there’s so many people splitting the sum…
That you end up with a tiny teeny little individual sum…
Sum to think about.

Beneficiaries of any $ANSEM airdrop, please don’t rotate to top blast the next beta coin that’ll -90% before you can finish wiping your ass
Just be smart ok haha

Be like buka:
Be sidelined on $Ansem entirely
Yet be extremely happy to see others winning because you know it’s the best thing for the eco
Send the black bull to a billion dollar market capitalization and we might see some signs of healing
Normies might see that story about that guy who turned $500 into a million in a month and be like “YO I WANT THIS SHIT TOO BRO”
And then we can be like “yo brolanski my man just put your 401k right here in this funny dog man haha, you gonna win”
And then maybe he wins, maybe he doesn’t
But you know who will win?
US!!!!
The people that’s been here sufferi