TaiBai

Today’s English teacher bot
The goal is to get me to describe the market in English
With the market like this today
I feel like I’m going to say it through tears
The blockchain is killing people
How do I say that
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CPI data was bad
Bitcoin printed a sharp dump candle
But longs are still defending 82.5K
The Nasdaq is extremely weak
It will likely remain under pressure after the open

Dumping the market at exactly 4 PM every day
Fierce bear market
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I came across this stupid take again
Had to call it out
Tesla Model 3’s A-pillar is better than a Maybach’s??
Anyone who’s had nine years of compulsory education
And knows a bit of mechanics
Can see that
The Maybach’s A-pillar took the full impact
While the Model 3 was almost grazed over the roof and took hardly any of the impact
Dongchedi
Runs tests purely to chase traffic
And the onlooking netizens awkwardly hype it up along with them

This is nearly a month of daily updates
Read them carefully
I never told you to go long at 86K
I can't say everything was right, nor that every level was perfectly precise
But
Resistance at 85-86
Staged support at 81, 82, and 83
All of these were mentioned
Damn
It's free
What more do you want
Should I send you money or what

I just went to the roadside and brought over an elderly person
and a child
asked them to look at this chart and say what trend it shows
They both said
Upward📈
The purest technical analysis

Woke up to 2 top-gainers lists
$Q $OP
Call me the top-gainers hunter
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Apple launches HomeView for $299
7-inch screen, facial recognition, Siri AI controls the whole home
To be honest
Isn't this just Apple's version of Xiaomi's smart home system, several years late? 🤣
Mijia: That's all 🤡
Apple: But I'm expensive 🤷
$AAPL hit a new high today

Every time Bitcoin crashes hard
is the time to buy via spot DCA
Keep going, we can win
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