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Will the EU become the new China for crypto?

A Hollywood director took $11M from Netflix to finish a sci-fi series.
Instead, he lost $5.9M on stock options, then turned the remaining $4M into nearly $27M buying Dogecoin.
He spent the money on 5 Rolls-Royces, a Ferrari, a $388K watch, and luxury goods.
Now he has been sentenced to 30 months in prison and ordered to repay Netflix $11M.

🚨 BREAKING: The Japanese yen has fallen to its weakest level against the U.S. dollar since 1986.
Japan has already spent nearly $73B this year trying to support the yen.
Now officials are again warning they are ready to take “decisive action” against excessive moves.

BREAKING: Strategy’s mNAV has fallen below 1 for the first time.
This means the company is now valued below the Bitcoin it holds.
The market cap is now $29.5B, down more than 50% from its 2024 peak.
Strategy holds 847,363 BTC worth around $50.4B at current prices.

Knew I should've pre-ordered GTA earlier

🚨BREAKING: The global tech selloff is accelerating.
Nasdaq-100 futures are down 1.2%.
S&P 500 futures are down 0.5%.
The pressure is coming from growing concern over the rising cost of AI infrastructure.
The selloff is already spreading globally.
Japan’s Nikkei fell 4.1%.
South Korea’s Kospi dropped 5.8%.
Europe’s Stoxx 600 is down 1%.

BITCOIN IS ON TRACK FOR ITS WORST MONTH SINCE JUNE 2022.
BTC is down 18.9% so far in June.
If Bitcoin closes the month at current levels, it would mark its biggest monthly drop in 4 years.

JUST IN: TO DELIST: $ALCX, $ARDR, $NFP, $POND

Sophon raised $70M to build its own Layer 2.
Now it is shutting the chain down and moving to Base.
$SOPH is down 86% over the past year.

Bitcoin Under $60K: The OG Buy Zone

In the past hour:
New Bitcoin yearly low: $58,290
Over $550M in crypto liquidations
$MSTR drops under $90, down 5%
$STRC drops under $80, down 4%.

WHO IS DUMPING?

BREAKING: Micron stock surged more than 19% after its earnings outlook crushed expectations.
The move pushed Micron’s market cap to around $1.4 trillion, putting it right next to Meta for the first time.

Since July 2025, @HyperliquidX has generated more monthly revenue than any other blockchain.
A large part of that revenue is also used to buy back $HYPE through the Assistance Fund, which receives 99% of eligible trading fees.

We need to save Bitcoin before it’s too late.
If Bitcoin goes bankrupt, we’ll all be out of a job!