QeifLover

Mark my words: not a single Trump account will be exited in profit. And fwiw everyone telling us otherwise is either a complete & total idiot or in on it

Mine: 100

In-your-face-and-your-parents-pension-fund fantasy pushed for months on end by Mr. Pragmatic & Capable is such an obvious signal that almost everybody is missing

Looks even grosser now.

Marketing has got to be the most retarded field of study ever. ie Lowe’s well paid marketing team paid FIFA tens of millions to run the tagline “there’s no place like Lowe’s” as if Home Depot isn’t a place just like Lowe’s. And that tagline would be 100x more applicable for HD 😹

Let the record show that I am 100% sure something world changing, on a scale not seen in centuries, will be landing soon I’ll never convince anyone but at least I might have receipt

The smart ones moving in silence

A white dad teaching his kids that black kids might stab them in the heart when confronted for misbehavior sounds like a something the token worthless hollywood racist would do

to celebrate let's admire this beautiful chart

Total US Money (m2sl + bogmbbm) finally made a new high after 4.5 years!

FTR: intuition says the 4th bird they’re lining up to kill with the ai datacenter stone is the ability to evaporate off some compound from their “closed loop” water chill tower cycle, under the guise of “more efficient cooling” and ofc “nobody could’ve foreseen the side effects”

He feels bad.

Here when 2/2 top calls have no likes

“Going well” “Hallucinate scenarios” These fuckers are making attention payers feel just like Mark Baum at the end of the Big Short

What is your opinion about Argentina?

These people are so entrenched death has an easier time wresting them from power than the voter

Everyone should be the OPPOSITE of excited. These ipos mark the end of the supercycle. The past year has been the final private raise, and they’ve put on a glittery show for retail to squeeze as many stupid speculative dollars from them as they can. “Excited” to be exit liq?

Sooo… markets are hopeful and bidding because… the situation has gotten so tenuously destructive that someone’s just GOTTA duck out of this silly game of chicken so everything can go back to normal, right? The market seems to be composed of delirious fools (terrible harbinger)