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Hide your $boner the institutions are coming
@FartmanSacks
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BONER-9.23%
"…except perhaps for burning a hundred zipcoins at his doorstep."
Retarded acceleration (or simply retardation) is acceleration that acts opposite to the direction of motion, so the object slows down. It's the older, more formal physics term for deceleration. "Retarded" here is used in its original sense of slowed or delayed (Latin retardare).
Examples:
- A car braking from 20 m/s to 0 in 4 s has a retardation of 5 m/s².
- A ball thrown straight up is retarded by gravity (≈ 9.8 m/s²) on the way up.
- Air resistance or friction slowing a sliding object.
Richest nerds in the world started to realise the coolest onchain identity for their main agent is the most iconic NFT?
Gm, gm to my $BONER bulls
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swept some @BullsRunners 🤫
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Why $BONER goes viral from here, and why $1B is the actual target:
1/ The meme is perfect. Hims sells ED pills. The coin is called BONER. Its pool is quoted in $HIMS stock. "Hard money" writes itself, the pharma-ad parody writes itself, and every normie gets the joke in one second. Your uber driver will buy $BONER
2/ The pairing is the product. Every $BONER buy routes through tokenized $HIMS first, so the community's own buying pulled 53% of all on-chain HIMS into one pool and printed a $132 HIMS token on a $29 stock. The squeeze is lore, not mechanics — but lore is what memes run on, and this
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Why I think $ANTHROPIG is a 10x from here, short term:
1/ First Anthropic-paired meme on Long. Live 26 minutes after pre-IPO pairs launched. On @longdotxyz , the first coin on a pair tends to stay the coin for that pair ($AI on NVDA). Copycats can launch, sure — they have to beat a pig that already owns the name, the banner and the pool.
2/ The mispricing is sitting there: $CATGPT (OpenAI pair) trades ~3x above $ANTHROPIG. Same meta, same launchpad, same day. If you think Anthropic is the sharper story, the catch-up trade writes itself.
3/ Comparables: the NVDA-paired leader on Long ran past $
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OPENAI-1.85%
Next loading above $100m for $BONER
We shall be erect in eternity.
BONER-9.53%
How do you call that type of needle chart?
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For the attention of Cassandra Unchained readers
listen up here everyone just needs to calm the fuck down. why don’t u get off ur chair and take a step back and ask urself wtf ur doing with ur life. u just spent the last two hours deeply enraged by the great battle of a fucking worthless crypto currency called ASS and another one called CAMELTOE. imagine trying to explain this to ur mum m8 she would be so disappointed in u. anyway CAMELTOE is just a way better meme. cheers.
for Cassandra Unchained readers
wtf is a goybeam????
We appreciate it very much, Tim Apple
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