JaneWid

Successful women when you go on a date with these men start asking them what they have to offer you!

I supported Manchester United and they kept losing,
I switched to Liverpool, I don’t even know where they are now,
I left them and started supporting Man city and I’m hearing they are about to face a law suit
Maybe I should support Barcelona now

Hit me with a movie/series with the best love story

Nothing beats the peace of mind that comes with not worrying about your underarms fighting your outfit for attention. Nivea pearl & beauty, always.

This morning I woke to noise, screaming and all coming from my neighbor’s house
I went out to check what was going on, turns out one of my male neighbor & his 3 friends died last night in his apartment
They were poisoned. They went to a party together where they all drank & unfortunately their drink was poisoned.

What if we all become kind to one another?? The world will be such a better place and there won’t be any more wars, hunger, hatred

Groupie love isn’t real love.

People still watch “keeping up with the kardashians” show?
Just saw kim & Kourtney fighting and I can’t point who is who

Maybe not today
Maybe not tomorrow
But I will get everything that I want

Wait I’ve never heard “Governor of Abuja” before
Abuja doesn’t have a governor?

Yesterday I bought a drink, while drinking I felt something go down my throat tha isn’t liquid, so I decided to pour it into a cup to see what was inside
Omg😭 yall won’t believe there were these little green things that looked like algae inside the drink😭😭😭