JackNiewold

this is like the shah of iran getting traded to the IDF

drake comeback arc starting with him mentioning SBF and Polymarket will mark the beginning of the institutional crypto supercycle

The hot air balloon was invented before pizza

y'all still using openclaw

If you think ChatGPT is sycophantic and giving people psychosis
remember that every person in the world with a net worth of over $50m experiences much greater sycophancy from everyone who surrounds them, every single day

Man goes to Doctor.
Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where bear market that lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great crypto KOL is in town tonight. Go and see him.
That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears.
Says, but doctor...

dolphin flips venice

10,000 hours < 10,000 DMs

hyperliquid toilet paper perps

Dwarkesh should interview the rat

guinea pig futures

Polymarket: odds of a global pandemic in 2026 = 10% / max return of 10x
Hantavirus Shitcoin: $5m, unlimited upside

new ChatGPT tic just dropped:
‘saying the quiet part out loud’

Am I crazy or is Miami Internet garbage

Miami is just the richest city in Latin America