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Funny thing is I want the BTC dip too so I can long more and print
But I don't think it's happening and people throwing the 2023 fractal just makes it more unlikely
Not a single copy pasta fractal has worked from the previous cycle
This time different friends ?

🚨 Hunter Biden just launched a coin named after the laptop that ended his political career.
On purpose.
$LAPTOP. Base. September 9. He posted it himself, four minutes after the WSJ broke the story.
Then it got insane.
Within the hour: 14 fake $LAPTOP tokens across 4 chains. $6.9 million already changing hands on coins that aren't even the real one.
Coinbase's own website has a "Hunter Biden's Laptop" token listed. Not connected to any of this. Been sitting there this whole time.
The actual plan, if it's real: 20% of supply airdropped to people who lost money on Trump's own meme coin. A revenge airdrop, funded by Trump's losses, named after Biden's biggest scandal.
There is still no contract address. No deployer. Nothing official beyond one tweet.
Which means right now, every single person who bought "$LAPTOP" today already got rugged by a coin that doesn't exist yet.

If the crypto cycle is still ongoing
This has always been a signal before Bitcoin experiences a significant drop
2014: Peak in May → -61%
2018: Peak in May → -65%
2022: Peak in May → -66%
2026: The same signal appears again
It follows the same pattern:
-61% → Next target $45K–$35K
Most people think this is just a normal correction
But the reality may not be so
If Bitcoin returns to a cyclical bear market, all coins will turn into a bull’s graveyard