EnormousJames

🚨Trade Alert 🚨
US receives Alberta and all conservatives.
Canada receives Minnesota, all libs and migrants.
Canada becomes the socialist DEI uptopia they so desperately want to be. US returns to late stage capitalism, enforcing laws, and cancels pride month.
Who does better in 5-10 years?

You guys do understand that none of this Robinhood stuff is actually owning stocks right? It’s all make believe derivatives

I did jury duty in Manhattan once. You’d be astounded at how dumb everyone is. It’s obvious why, anybody with half a brain gets out of jury duty, so you’re left with the dregs of society, unemployed morons, old retired people, and weirdos. It’s not an ideal system

There are a lot of dumb crayon eaters in CT, but only one made $ 3mm

I put notifs on @OttoSuwen and now I have the undeniable urge to download wallet and buy a quotron

What are we buying to hold, @realstonkbroker or @Quotrons404 ?

When will X allow us to block accounts by region?

What the heck is Blokyz?

The art on MAYC is better than any pfp collection before and after it. Underrated

Dunkin’ Donuts is the opposite of those Seattle bikini baristas. It’s always a nasty old Indian woman that hates you for ordering something

A Suburban sized Tesla please

ETH got laid last night and is feeling good today

I might run for congress just to pass this bill:
We the People proclaim that NO stores may sell:
Halloween stuff before October
Thanksgiving stuff before November
Christmas stuff before Black Friday
Valentines Day is cancelled
God Bless America