EnormousJames

The number of grown men who wear s to work is way too high. Grow up Peter Pan

When you wait like 10 minutes for an Uber and he cancels there needs to be a button to blow up his car

If you think about it, the wheelchair people should be the ones that wait in the airport security line bc theyre the ones sitting down

I’ve been blackout drunk more times than I care to admit, but I’ve never pissed on the bar so I’m proud of that

Proud to say I was never gay enough to put pronouns in my bio or work email signature

Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor so Spencer Pratt can be the Mayor. Save LA

Who would have thought Spirit Halloween would outlast Spirit Airlines

All I see on IG are girls in bikinis but none of them ever have wet hair 🤔

If you have a balance on this POS platform it’s time to withdraw it before they steal your money

Wall Street is so back

Nobody is ever too lazy or tired to level up on Candy Crush because it gives you a clear path. But a job/career/relationship is hard so ppl quit.

We are getting so close to realistic robot AI companions. Anybody who is engaged should really call it off bc human wives are about to be as cheap as DVD players

It’s time to admit the reality that not everybody is equal.
I don’t hate all immigrants, I hate the hoards of zero skill men who came to take benefits and contribute nothing.
I don’t hate all Muslims, I hate extremists that want to destroy us.
I don’t hate all blacks, I hate petty thieves with no morals.
I dont hate all homeless, I hate the drug addicted mentally unstable that harm others.
I don’t hate all LGBTA, I hate the ones that force their lifestyle onto others.
I don’t hate all politicians, but I should because almost every single problem above is fixable if they choose to fix it.

Anybody enjoy @SailGP and going to an upcoming race?

Time to destroy the @MegaCorpHQ cube! Mint for less than 0.02eth today in order to shoot for $1,000,000. That’s Mega.