EnormousJames

I think all of these digital repack card companies are terrible odds, far worse than any casino. They know that normies will never calculate EV, and all smart people will do is not play so they win regardless.

Had a real fat guy moment today. Packed up and left the vacation Airbnb. There was a pint of ice cream I didn’t want to waste so I ate it in the car while driving home. It could have been a glp1 commercial.

TV news loves to report on storms to amplify fear before they even happen, and most times they end up being no big deal. Lessons in that.

I am No. 1145, The Intern Summer. Which New Yorker are you?

If your restaurant’s wings don’t have actual blue cheese chunks in the blue cheese you’re a fraud

Before kids I used to look forward to Friday night, drink my face off, and watch like 20 sports games all weekend. Now I barely drink and look forward to 8pm on weeknights when I get like an hour of free time to relax.

4500 followers for like 4 years straight. Consistency

No better feeling than opening the @fomo app and the first thing you see is number up. Wish it happened more often.
It does with 10% off fees. Sign up now, don’t wait! This is not a paid advertisement it’s unpaid advice.

It’s gotten to the point where I have dust of like 20 different things that are actually worth something because they were airdrops rather than down 99%

Crypto twitter is the most extreme case of you never know who you’re talking to, whether they’re 1000x richer and smarter than you or a complete bum

I’ve been thinking a lot about this. Latinas have the best bodies but most likely to slay you. Americans are the most likely to be fat and slay your kids. Guys really have it hard out here.

All of y’all on @fomo are straight bootycheeks I’m about to unfollow all of you unless you start picking some winners asap