EnormousJames

Mindblowing that this mobile phone game crossed $1 BILLION in user spending in its first year and makes $2-3mm per day. People will literally just pay you to play games

I think I got rugged @moonpay

It’s hard to get out of your comfort zone. But when you do, what actually happens is your comfort zone expands to where you are now. It’s like when you unlock a new land in a video game and the clouds on the map disappear.

Me on @moonshot:

Best bang for your buck prank you can do is with a plastic cockroach. At home, at work, in public, it works everywhere on almost everyone

Now that everyone’s timeline is fixed, it’s good time to remind them that we never left..
1 ape = 1 ape

Hoka shoes look like they should come with a helmet. They probably sell more if they had Velcro. Why would anybody buy this??

We gotta give the ancient Roman and Italian sculptors credit bc this generation didn’t inherit those skills

Don’t tell me about diamond hands, I’m a community member for life