EnormousJames

Happy Mucinex season to those who celebrate

The biggest risk to American society will be when all the amazing businessmen of our era die and leave their wealth to their lib wives and mentally handicapped snowflake children

I bet if I changed my legal name to Free Palestine I could win a NY City Council seat

You know those Japanese restaurants where you eat sushi off really hot naked chicks?
Sports bars should have an American version of that. Order some nachos and suck the cheese off some warm big ol’ titties

CT is so young I don’t even think most ppl know FHRITP

I refuse to pay $3 to read your Substack article

I never heard the word neocloud before people said they wanna short them

Inflategate is real. Tell me how a shitty Bears kicker hits a 58 yarder for the first time in his career. Cmon now

CT is full of lowlifes that would max extract their mom. I’m starting a cabal of good people with real jobs that are just here for fun.

Is your goal to cross the swamp, or fight all the alligators?

Protest all you want, but Looters should be shot.

Quick reminder - if people are stealing and burning things it’s not a protest anymore

My brain isn’t allowing me to accept that this Tesla is real life. I’m gonna need to see it with my own eyes

Fraud company of the day is @PlatePass which @Hertz forces you to use on their rental cars for toll boths. Convenience fee my cock

It’s officially football season

This is the day the Lord has made.
We will rejoice and be glad in it.