EnormousJames

Before kids I used to look forward to Friday night, drink my face off, and watch like 20 sports games all weekend. Now I barely drink and look forward to 8pm on weeknights when I get like an hour of free time to relax.

4500 followers for like 4 years straight. Consistency

No better feeling than opening the @fomo app and the first thing you see is number up. Wish it happened more often.
It does with 10% off fees. Sign up now, don’t wait! This is not a paid advertisement it’s unpaid advice.

It’s gotten to the point where I have dust of like 20 different things that are actually worth something because they were airdrops rather than down 99%

Crypto twitter is the most extreme case of you never know who you’re talking to, whether they’re 1000x richer and smarter than you or a complete bum

I’ve been thinking a lot about this. Latinas have the best bodies but most likely to slay you. Americans are the most likely to be fat and slay your kids. Guys really have it hard out here.

All of y’all on @fomo are straight bootycheeks I’m about to unfollow all of you unless you start picking some winners asap

I would have got the Bentley but I had to pay taxes.
Settle for a Polo fit and some Air Maxes.

I just want Elon to make a Tescalade full size suv

Since it’s literally impossible to sell @standard_rsv on @fomo I had to export my wallet and sell on uniswap.
Cashed out with a solid profit, but the bigger win is I don’t need to use that garbage app anymore

Wait, can you not transfer a coin out of @fomo to another wallet? That seems insane I must be missing something right?