You’re walking alone in the woods. You see Bigfoot! You quickly take a photo of him, but he sees you and charges! Would you rather:
A) He immediately rips off all your limbs and you die, but eventually they find your mangled body and your phone and you are remembered forever as the guy who found Bigfoot
B). He drags you back to his cave and pounds you in the ass for an entire night with his Bigdong, but then lets you go free. You still have your phone with the photo and can go on a national press tour and talk about how you survived an encounter with Bigfoot.

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EnormousJames

07-09 14:09

If I was an aspiring tradwife I would absolutely move to Austin. You only need 1 yes out of the 4400 spacex employee millionaires.

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07-08 15:52

This guy @blknoiz06 went from partying everyday all over the world, to boxing a boomer, to totally disappearing off the timeline, to single-handedly reviving the memecoin market. Netflix needs to make a documentary on this man. Then he can use the Sphere money to host the premiere there.

MEME0.21%

NFLX-2.75%

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EnormousJames

07-06 11:45

Love to see a literal genius like @dsundheim pick up more punks. He understands it.

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07-06 02:25

Soccer is like a woman. Pretty boring, nobody is scoring at all, but everything is fine then a little touch and she massively overreacts with a penalty kick or red card

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07-06 00:28

Carpe is a good deodorant. Their slimy subscription model is annoying and probably borderline illegal. You can’t login without an emailed code, it’s impossible to find where to cancel the subscription, and you have to click through like 10 “are you sure” pages to actually cancel

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07-04 11:53

Happy 4th to those who celebrate the best country in the world 🇺🇸🍻

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07-04 06:32

I'm down 55.41% on Moonshot:

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07-04 02:27

I really hope that @animocabrands never invests in @BoredApeYC

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07-03 16:27

If you consider yourself a socialist you are a moron. Full stop. We can debate political policy on many topics but this one is a clear disqualifier and you do not belong in America or the civilized world.

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07-02 16:16

Here comes the collective warmth of mamdaniism. It’s no longer optional, we get the same treatment as Cubans

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07-02 12:29

If you run a company in NYC turn the AC up to 78 in the office and see who’s still a Democrat socialist by lunch

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07-02 02:30

Took an uber home from JFK, one way. $34 in NY state taxes and fees, a 20% higher cost, for what? Politicians blame billionaires but charge everyone.

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EnormousJames

06-28 23:16

Outlast season 3 was pretty good - feel good team won in the end

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06-27 22:08

I swear my wife takes these magnets and hides them to F with me and it’s working

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06-27 04:39

Why are there like 800 types of toothpaste made by one company? Keep it simple guys

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06-24 14:14

I hate sites like @phygitals that offer 12 ways to login bc I have no idea how I logged in last time and none of them are linked to each other so now I have like 7 accounts