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You're just 1-click away from retirement. Let that sink in.

Eligible for revenue sharing since September 2025, so today marked the end of the one-year period as well. To be honest, it was a good run. :)

Looking forward to this!

Update: I’m safe, still sleeping in the bed (not the couch). I just got a long scolding, almost half the day here. Will keep my trading phone away from my kids, lol, 🤣

And people still believe that PUMP will obliterate every single launchpad if they launch on RH? They can’t even win in their own lane.

Now I know why Jacob said we're doomed.

Some people are too dumb to save. I am sorry if I come across a bit harsh, already 10 years here and I always saw recurring patterns. Ngmi.

TL;DR Thank you. Debt is paid. 🤣

WIN-ter-NUKE

That’s the funniest part, this is coming from Solana. But seriously, if you fell for the shill, aped into $LAPTOP, nuked your bag, and ended up broke, that’s 100% your own doing. You absolutely had it coming.

Fyi.

Would you ever put money into a rocket or space venture? For everyday investors, that used to be a nonstarter, these deals were basically behind closed doors. Even now, many of the most compelling space players are still private: reusable launch systems, satellite networks,

On the flip side, I’m pretty straightforward. I’m backing founders and teams who aren’t obsessed with squeezing value out, but with putting value back into the project, its partners, and the communities around it. Look at $HYPE . Look at $PONS . They don’t just survive

Pons and Robinhood will win.

Honestly, I’d put my money on backing projects led by founders/devs who’ve already been around the block. It’s usually more of a slow burn, and plenty of people won’t have the patience for it, but those teams tend to really know what they’re doing.

Short $AERO

Lol

Was it Jesse, Cobie, or Brian who had this idea? 😂

Wow, probably nothing. GPons.