CryptoZeybek

Socks go missing at home
Spoons go missing
Lighters go missing
I can understand all that, but
Can a nesting table go missing, for fuck’s sake? We’re looking for a nesting table at home

Friends, why are you so angry about other people’s sins and good deeds that have nothing to do with you—is there a bell curve in Islam?

Short-term investors have started recording unrealized profits. We’ve gained nice momentum, but the devil is in the details—what if they sell?
#Bitcoin #crypto

All the waiters working at the restaurant are university graduates, while the restaurant owner is a primary school graduate.

Let the groom’s side pay for the wedding, buy the dining room set, and buy the kitchen set, while the gold stays with the bride’s side. Not the bride’s side—it’s like Pirates of the Caribbean.

Minimum wage 28,000
Retiree pension 23,700
Average rent 25,000
Worker's salary 60,000
Civil servant's salary 70,000
Hunger threshold 37,000
Poverty threshold 121,000
We've come to envy pyramid workers

Minimum wage 28,000
Pension 23,700
Average rents 25,000
Worker's salary 60,000
Civil servant's salary 70,000
Hunger threshold 37,000
Poverty threshold 121,000
We have come to envy the pyramid workers

Longest- and shortest-lived professions:
5 LONGEST-LIVED PROFESSIONS
1. Priest / Clergy Member — ages 82-85
• Lower stress
• Strong social circle
• A strong sense of purpose and meaning
• Lower alcohol and tobacco use
2. Academic / Professor — ages 81-84
• Continuous mental activity
• Relatively flexible working hours
• The opportunity to continue working after retirement
3. Farmer — ages 80-83
• Daily physical activity
• Working outdoors
• Easier access to natural foods
• Partially determining their own work pace
4. Librarian / Archivist — ages 80-82
• Calm work environment
• Low stress
• Co

The man on trial for cigarette smuggling answered the judge who asked what he did for a living: “Foreign trade.” A visionary person is something else..

In ancient Rome, emperors had found a flawless psychological method to keep the people from noticing their poverty and the system’s collapse: “Panem et Circenses,” or Bread and Circuses. Free bread was distributed to the people, and they were made to watch massive, spectacular gladiatorial battles in the Colosseum. With their stomachs full and captivated by the savage entertainment in the arena, the people completely forgot their own troubles and stopped questioning the system.

When one kilogram of tea is sifted, half a kilogram remains.

The Chamber of Commerce’s only service is sending a newspaper once a month, yet the annual membership fee is 43,000 lira.
Then there’s the Chamber of Drivers.
Then there’s the Chamber of Tradespeople.
Then there’s the Chamber of Agriculture.
What do these organizations even do that they keep collecting money nonstop like extortionists, for fuck’s sake? Why am I required to become a member of them?

I’m going to renew my passport. It requires a biometric photo. You go and pay 1,200 lira for it. They don’t even use it; they scan it and give it back.
In this age of AI, can’t your fucking computer take a biometric photo? You pay 1,200 lira for a piece of paper that is practically useless and go home. What am I supposed to do with four photos?