CryptoZeybek

We're like Africans who have harvested cocoa all their lives but have never eaten chocolate, damn it.
We are on a peninsula country surrounded by seas on three sides. But we can't eat fish, we don't know how to swim, and we don't have money to stay in hotels.

I'm very busy. I need to prepare for the afterlife questions from the aunts I see from holiday to holiday.

During the holiday shopping, I realized that since everything is so expensive now, nothing feels expensive anymore.

It’s as if tweets on social media are written from Mecca on Friday and from Amsterdam on Saturday.

At school, the teacher gives advice
When you go out, the shopkeeper gives advice
During the holiday, relatives give advice
On social media, anyone gives advice
Damn, if everyone is this smart, what is the state of this country?

Ever since I found out that Sibel Kekilli took out her first film to pay off her credit card debt, I have been paying my credit card bills on time.

I'm not really depressed or anything. I just see life realistically and hate fools, that's all.

Men earn money to be with women. Women earn money to not be with men.

Did you know that a person can lift 3 kg of hair, that the thigh bone is harder than concrete, that a penis is three times the size of a person's thumb, that food takes 7 seconds to go from the mouth to the stomach, that a woman's heart beats faster than a man's heart, that more than 300 muscles are working for a person to stay balanced, that women have read this entire text, while men are still looking at their thumbs?

What a boring planet... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves... only bills, stress, gossip, and unbearable people.

Because of these fools, I often criticize things and end up doing the same.
Please keep your foolishness hidden, you have ruined me.

Actually, if plants are growing us.
Could they be feeding us and providing oxygen until we die, then eating us as fertilizer?
Yes, I have nothing to do, just sitting around idly :))