CryptoZeybek

Apparently, when buying a waterfront mansion, you need to buy one on the Asian side, because it gets more sunlight there and therefore doesn’t have humidity problems. Keep that in mind... There will inevitably be a typo.

I give way to ambulances.
I give way to fire trucks.
I give way to police officers heading to an emergency call.
But I no longer understand official vehicles that turn on their flashing lights and drive in the emergency lane during the morning commute and evening rush hour, asking citizens to move over with that familiar horn even when traffic is at a standstill.
We all have work.
We all have somewhere to be.
Our time is valuable.
Public service is not a VIP membership in traffic.
Unless there is a genuinely urgent assignment, there should be no flashing lights and no privilege to use the emer

Global physically gold-backed ETFs saw inflows of +27.1 tons last week. So why is gold falling, for fuck's sake?
#Bitcoin #gold

The debt of developing economies has reached an unbelievable level. The global average is 78% of GDP.
The highest in the last 150 years. It has even surpassed World War I and World War II.
Keep printing money.
#bitcoin #gold

The other day, while I was at work, someone called, but I couldn’t answer. Using your phone while working is actually forbidden, but when they called again 10 minutes later, I answered because I thought it must be important. They claimed there had been a mistake at the bank and that they had accidentally paid my phone bill, so I was supposed to send the money to their IBAN. I asked who had made the mistake. They said the bank had. I told them to sort it out with the bank they had made the transaction through and cancel the payment—I wasn’t going to send money to a stranger’s account. They said

There have been outflows from global equity funds for two weeks, at a 9-month high. Hot money does not like uncertainty.
#Bitcoin #crypto

In recent days, a new scam method has spread under the guise of the Notary Secure Payment System. There are many victims of this scam. People who ask for your IBAN under the pretext of a sale or deposit send you a “Request Payment” request via mobile banking instead of sending you money. The moment you approve the notification, thinking that “the money has arrived,” you end up sending money from your own account to the scammer’s account!⚠️
REMEMBER: When receiving money from someone, NEVER APPROVE any notification that comes to your phone. The money is transferred directly to your account. If

Driving in Türkiye is a brain job, not a steering-wheel job. 😂
You need to be able to anticipate what others will do just as much as you need to know how to drive well.
Will the vehicle parked on the right suddenly fling its door open?
Who’s going to turn without signaling, I wonder?
Will the vehicle in front of me suddenly turn on its hazard lights and come to an abrupt stop?
Your brain is constantly calculating the next move. 😂
You can’t get this much active mental exercise anywhere else. You’re getting cognitive training for free, so what are you complaining about? 😂

Today someone asked me to lend them 900 thousand lira, and thinking that I had 900 thousand lira made me feel good. I must look rich, apparently..

The salary for my debts has been deposited.