CryptoZeybek

Half of the country has trauma-induced, obsessive-compulsive, manic-prone, bipolar, schizophrenic, anxiety-based narcissistic bipolar disorder.
In short, some are just plain crazy, while others are morons.

The outlook is still very weak
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When you go to enroll at university, there will be a sour, grumpy, scowling woman in the student affairs office. She has no problem with you; her hatred is directed at the whole world, friends.

☕ Sociological classification of coffee drinkers:
Turkish coffee: Peasant. Gets their fortune told.
Nescafé: Struggling with life.
Latte: Concerned with aesthetics.
Americano: Trying to look charismatic.
Espresso: Angry and judgmental.
Cold brew: Uses LinkedIn.
Filter coffee: Highly intelligent, cultured, and probably superior to everyone.
Tea: Rejects the system.

Capitalism: We kiss those who have no money.
Socialism: We kiss everyone equally.
Communism: We kiss everyone more equally.
Democracy: You can choose your kiss.
Theocracy: Wildly making out with clergy.
Militarism: I adore men in uniform.
Liberalism: You are free to choose the position.
Anarchism: We kiss whoever we catch.
Monarchy: We kiss each generation, from father to son.

Fuck whatever you can’t sort out; things will probably get better.

You know how, when you’re alone together, you put your hand in their hair, and if they don’t object, you move down to their leg or something? That’s basically the state our country is in.

Grandpa, fuck what you’re about to do. Since you’re going to migrate in the Balkans, you should have gone to the other side instead of coming this way.