CryptoZeybek

Capitalism: We kiss those who have no money.
Socialism: We kiss everyone equally.
Communism: We kiss everyone more equally.
Democracy: You can choose your kiss.
Theocracy: Wildly making out with clergy.
Militarism: I adore men in uniform.
Liberalism: You are free to choose the position.
Anarchism: We kiss whoever we catch.
Monarchy: We kiss each generation, from father to son.

Fuck whatever you can’t sort out; things will probably get better.

You know how, when you’re alone together, you put your hand in their hair, and if they don’t object, you move down to their leg or something? That’s basically the state our country is in.

Grandpa, fuck what you’re about to do. Since you’re going to migrate in the Balkans, you should have gone to the other side instead of coming this way.

My Lord, do not test anyone with coffee deprivation 🙏

Social media has previously given the right to speak to a bunch of idiots who only talked in coffeehouses or chatted during “kısır gününde” — without doing any harm to the surrounding area in any way.

Mom: “My son, how much is a kilo of watermelon over there?” she asked.
She’s checking whether I eat fruit or not :)

Let “tuik” calculate my sins.

My friend is very rich but just as stingy. He found a free B12 injection, went and got it done. I said, “Did you check your blood values?” He replied, “Do you check your vitamin C before eating a mandarin?” When he said it like that, it also sounded reasonable to me 🙂

Hukuk Levent: Who will be the next “reliable celebrity” after ten?

Do you have any altcoins you earned?
#Bitcoin #Doge