CryptoZeybek

You look like faces that have undergone cosmetic surgery.
Your ugliness was hidden beneath that wonderful appearance.
Put it down to our ignorance; we couldn’t notice it..

Get married when you’re young, because people don’t marry rationally.

Allah says, “Feed the poor,”
we pray, “Feed the poor.”
Allah says, “Look after the orphan,”
we pray, “Protect the orphan.”
He says, “Help the helpless,”
we pray, “Have mercy on the helpless.”
Allah asks this of us, yet we refer it back to Him.

The top student in the exam is no longer a shepherd. Why? Because livestock farming is over, damn it.

Whoever finds happiness, drop the location.

Bond yields are rising rapidly in the US, Japan, and South Korea. Home sales fell 2.3% in July. High interest rates will bring a recession. But Trump is trying to raise oil prices, while the Fed is also trying to raise interest rates.

Things bosses in Türkiye expect applause for doing
1- Providing insurance
2- Not beating the worker
3- Providing lunch (pasta)
4- Paying wages
5- Giving employees 1 day off per week

Exceptions do not break the rule. People who drink Turkish coffee without sugar are generally those who sleep little and do not run away from problems; those who drink it sweetened are generally pleasure-seeking and indifferent. People in the middle are generally the kind who want neither my yogurt drink spilled nor my ass messed with. In this respect, Turkish coffee is a simple litmus test for a person.

I was once so naive that I thought all people who held high positions, lived in nice homes, were educated, and had bank accounts were respectable.

Exceptions don’t invalidate the rule. People who drink Turkish coffee without sugar are generally those who sleep little and don’t shy away from problems; those who drink it sweet are generally pleasure-seeking, indifferent types. Fence-sitters are the kind who want both “my ayran not to spill” and “my ass not to get fucked.” In this respect, Turkish coffee is a simple litmus test for people.

Consumer confidence hit a historic low in May. But US stocks are hitting record highs. This divergence is not a good sign. One side is lying.
#Bitcoin #crypto

My sibling got lost as a child.
My father went to the mosque imam and asked him to announce that a child was missing.
Hearing their name from the minaret, my sibling thought they had died and started crying. 😅
They came home sobbing
They saw that there was a crowd in front of the door
Shouting:
-“I’m dead, I’m dead—I already heard it from the imam,” the idiot continued crying