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Exceptions do not break the rule. People who drink Turkish coffee without sugar are generally those who sleep little and do not run away from problems; those who drink it sweetened are generally pleasure-seeking and indifferent. People in the middle are generally the kind who want neither my yogurt drink spilled nor my ass messed with. In this respect, Turkish coffee is a simple litmus test for a person.

I was once so naive that I thought all people who held high positions, lived in nice homes, were educated, and had bank accounts were respectable.

Exceptions don’t invalidate the rule. People who drink Turkish coffee without sugar are generally those who sleep little and don’t shy away from problems; those who drink it sweet are generally pleasure-seeking, indifferent types. Fence-sitters are the kind who want both “my ayran not to spill” and “my ass not to get fucked.” In this respect, Turkish coffee is a simple litmus test for people.

Consumer confidence hit a historic low in May. But US stocks are hitting record highs. This divergence is not a good sign. One side is lying.
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My sibling got lost as a child.
My father went to the mosque imam and asked him to announce that a child was missing.
Hearing their name from the minaret, my sibling thought they had died and started crying. 😅
They came home sobbing
They saw that there was a crowd in front of the door
Shouting:
-“I’m dead, I’m dead—I already heard it from the imam,” the idiot continued crying

Half of the country has trauma-induced, obsessive-compulsive, manic-prone, bipolar, schizophrenic, anxiety-based narcissistic bipolar disorder.
In short, some are just plain crazy, while others are morons.

The outlook is still very weak
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When you go to enroll at university, there will be a sour, grumpy, scowling woman in the student affairs office. She has no problem with you; her hatred is directed at the whole world, friends.

☕ Sociological classification of coffee drinkers:
Turkish coffee: Peasant. Gets their fortune told.
Nescafé: Struggling with life.
Latte: Concerned with aesthetics.
Americano: Trying to look charismatic.
Espresso: Angry and judgmental.
Cold brew: Uses LinkedIn.
Filter coffee: Highly intelligent, cultured, and probably superior to everyone.
Tea: Rejects the system.

Capitalism: We kiss those who have no money.
Socialism: We kiss everyone equally.
Communism: We kiss everyone more equally.
Democracy: You can choose your kiss.
Theocracy: Wildly making out with clergy.
Militarism: I adore men in uniform.
Liberalism: You are free to choose the position.
Anarchism: We kiss whoever we catch.
Monarchy: We kiss each generation, from father to son.