CryptoZeybek

When one kilogram of tea is sifted, half a kilogram remains.

The Chamber of Commerce’s only service is sending a newspaper once a month, yet the annual membership fee is 43,000 lira.
Then there’s the Chamber of Drivers.
Then there’s the Chamber of Tradespeople.
Then there’s the Chamber of Agriculture.
What do these organizations even do that they keep collecting money nonstop like extortionists, for fuck’s sake? Why am I required to become a member of them?

I’m going to renew my passport. It requires a biometric photo. You go and pay 1,200 lira for it. They don’t even use it; they scan it and give it back.
In this age of AI, can’t your fucking computer take a biometric photo? You pay 1,200 lira for a piece of paper that is practically useless and go home. What am I supposed to do with four photos?

No way. A new employee started at my workplace, and while we were chatting, he asked for my number. He called me, and what do I see? The number was saved as Filiz, my ex-girlfriend. I was shocked and thought, “What does this have to do with anything?” To avoid any misunderstanding, I immediately hung up. I kept thinking, “Could she have married this guy? What’s going on?” Turns out she had changed her number, this guy got it, and it just happened to be the number he called me from.

A money-counting machine in the rich man’s house, a prayer counter in the poor man’s house.
The system works, Sebastiyan.

The other day, I went with a friend who has a child to the home of another friend who had recently gotten married. The child suddenly picked up one of the decorative accessories on the coffee table and hit the middle table with it, breaking it. Fortunately, nothing happened to the child, and the host immediately said, “It’s not important, children are like that,” so we didn’t dwell on the matter.
That evening, my friend messaged me and said that the host had sent her a link so she could order the exact same broken accessory. On top of that, they had said, “I’m not asking you for money; I’d jus

“I have two cars. If there is an empty parking space, why can’t I park my second car?”
What would you answer?

What’s happening on Solana?
$Sol Inflows into its ETFs accelerated. The price rose sharply. Is there something we don’t know behind the increase in institutional demand?
#Bitcoin #crypto

A woman who puts on leggings, turns her butt toward the mirror, and thinks she is working out, caring only about inflating her digital gallery; and a hormone-filled man who jabs needles into his arm to chemically inflate his muscles, imagining himself a gladiator while unable to string two words together on the street, are clowns in the same fake arena.

Money, connections, arrogance, ostentation, status...
Idols are no longer made of wood, Ibrahim.

I've been flying for years, and there's still something I don't understand: does the plane take off early for those who board early?
Do those who board early get off early?
Why don't people understand that the plane won't stay before the last passenger boards? What's with all this fucking hurry?

The operator I just used called me. They said, “Your plan is expiring, and I’m calling to recommend the closest and most suitable plan for you.” I said I was listening. She says, “Your current plan is 306 TL. The plan I’m going to recommend is 470 TL.”
I said, “Ma’am, that’s pretty close—there’s a 170 TL difference,” and laughed. I said, “No thanks.”
Including tax, let’s call it a flat 500 TL. That means a 194 TL increase. Compared to 306 lira, they’re raising it by around 60% and calling it affordable. These people are shameless. They’re fucking making fun of us.