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Who is this guy?
Why is he so important in global finance?
What is a hyperliquid? I don't get it.
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There are only 3 reasons people do not own hyperliquid:native
- you feel like you don't have enough capital to benefit from the move up (i.e you want to 2-100x your capital before allocating to medium/long term holds and that's fine we teach people how)
- you are waiting for a solid dip to start buying
- you don't understand or haven't heard of Jeff Yan
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There are only 3 reasons people do not own hyperliquid:native
- you "feel" like you don't have enough capital to benefit from the move up (i.e you want to 2-100x your capital before allocating to medium/long term holds)
- you are waiting for a solid dip to start buying
- you don't understand or haven't heard of Jeff Yan
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Are you a top 10% hyperliquid:native trader?
Is your life getting increasingly more unrelatable to the people around you?
Share your 30D PnL and join our chat (no fee required).
~300 members and growing.
Hyperliquid
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If you want to be apart of the top 1%...
Get 1% better per day...
hyperliquid:native
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I only cry with my brothers and sisters. Nobody else.
Crying out of happiness and joy.
Retar hyperliquid:native Dio.
WGMI CHAT.
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Starting Portfolio Amount != Portfolio Success
Trader 1: $6 -> $38
Trader 2: $800,000 -> $413,000
One traders accepts feedback, the other not so much.
Stop rushing.
Start learning.
Stay humble.
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Did you know the online education industry alone will surpass $1,000,000,000,000 by 2030 - creating real online communities and lifetime relationships?
Trading will be #1.
Get ahead of it.
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If you follow the right people.
If you dedicate yourself to the art of trading.
If you decide that you want to escape the matrix.
That frequency will bring you closer to others that think the same way - don't doubt that opportunity when you get it. You are not hype enough about hyperliquid:native.
The next $SPCX is hyperliquid:native.
Ty Elon Musk. Ty Jeff Yan. Undefeated.
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I've seen people saying, “I’ll just buy SPCX in 3 months at a lower price.”
Sure, but that’s based on a completely different thesis.
Trading vs investing is VERY different.
At launch, the only thing that should matter is flow - valuation is irrelevant.
This is a stock with:
- Just 4.2% float
- Of which only 20% goes to retail → that’s roughly 0.8% of total shares as potential sell pressure (the rest goes to long-only holders)
- And of that retail portion, >50% are unlikely to sell due to flipping restrictions or natural holding behavior → real possible sell pressure drops to around 0.4%
Meanw
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I've seen people saying, “I’ll just buy SPCX in 3 months at a lower price.”
Sure, but that’s based on a completely different thesis.
Trading vs investing is VERY different.
At launch, the only thing that should matter is flow - valuation is irrelevant.
This is a stock with:
- Just 4.2% float
- Of which only 20% goes to retail → that’s roughly 0.8% of total shares as potential sell pressure (the rest goes to long-only holders)
- And of that retail portion, >50% are unlikely to sell due to flipping restrictions or natural holding behavior → real possible sell pressure drops to around 0.4%
Meanw
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solana:BcHEaaTCvycPwwsJ9yQTXdHP9X2gCLkznDbZ8VySpump shared in chat for almost a clean 10x on a slow Monday for memetic launches.
It's not all about hyperliquid:native - but that's doing well too.
Every single good ticker is shared by #SmartSignals
Use any trader's name as a referral to join.
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.@Jason - "I didn't know dot fun existed, the first startup name I've heard"
Check out @Pumpfun and what @a1lon9 is building, you'll find it really interesting.
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Ran some realistic numbers while keeping ratios intact.
- SPX going to 10,000 = 91T market cap
- bitcoin:native is going to 1.25M = 25T market cap
- hyperliquid:native is going to 1400 = 300B market cap
- solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112 memetic market cap will 100x from 3b to 300b
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Hyperliquid tho
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To quantify the world is to datatize it.
Money is the currency of value.
The only question is: Are you conscious… or sleepwalking?
Every meal, outfit, and decision has a price.
The awakened ask:
Are you spending your time building capital or consuming?
2026 truth:
AI is eating the world. S&P 500 = AI adoption scoreboard.
Every dollar saved today compounds into cheaper/better life in 3-4 years…but inflation + taxes punish the unconscious.
**Datatize your life.** Track the flows. Own capital.
What’s one thing you're working on now? Gym? Reading? Traveling more?
#MoneyMindset #Datatize #AICap
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Top chains by fees (last 24H)
Hype - 4.2M
All other chains (combined) - 3.2M
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CAMPEAO:
Let's go up with full force
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Fact: We're going so much higher.
Why?
Because under war conditions (energy, oil, etc):
- Bonds holding steady
- Regulation is very bullish for the blockchain
- Stock market continues to break ATH week over week
- USA Stock market @ 75 Trillion
- Global crypto market cap 2T
All money will be on the blockchain. Higher.
Opportunity everywhere...."Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful"
Which tickers are you bullish on?
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Fact: We're going so much higher.
Why?
Because under war conditions (energy, oil, etc):
- Bonds holding steady
- Regulation is very bullish for the blockchain
- Stock market continues to break ATH week over week
- USA Stock market @ 75 Trillion
- Global crypto market cap 2T
All money will be on the blockchain. Higher.
Opportunity everywhere...."Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful"
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One man is 22 but his body is already 6.3 years older (Whoop Age 28.9).
One man is 30 but his body is 4.8 years younger (Whoop Age 25.8).
In a world addicted to optics, expecting above-average results from below-average habits is delusional.
Urgency has never been higher.
Success has never been more attainable.
The price of regret has never been more expensive.
Optimize your health like your life depends on it - because it does.
Sleep. Train. Recover.
And wake up on your portfolio too.
Most men are quietly bleeding alpha with lazy allocations, emotional trades, and zero risk management - life
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