BurtRock

You can tell a normie vs a music nerd by the way they say, “it sounded exactly like their album” after a concert.
It’s either excitement or disappointment.

Just ordered my Meta glasses, can't wait to be annoying on TikTok

I don't understand why sex work is illegal, but you can give money to a girlfriend or boyfriend and that's fine.
These laws are not serious.

What are some good peptides to inject without researching them first?

I cannot be the only one who realizes that North Korean hackers are going to lead the new world order, right?

Can we all agree now that if you thought a billionaire real estate guy with mob, Israel, and Russia ties was anti-establishment you’re a fucking idiot?

When I ask ChatGPT for transit planning it keeps telling me to avoid walking in *certain neighborhoods*
One of those neighborhoods is where I live (and it’s safe btw) so idk what the fuck racist shit @OpenAI is on, but you gotta stop this.

Manosphere fad diets are funny because they’re all searching for the healthiest way to avoid eating fiber.

My mom discovered the concept of having scissors in the kitchen like 25 years ago, and to this day I still get updates on how easily she can open food packages with her kitchen scissors.

I used to think it was crazy how many people don't drink water, then I traveled a few other places and realized how much the water tastes like ass.

Damn now they're actually gonna bomb Iran to distract from the Epstein files.

Yeah flexing a Lambo is cool, but I just paid $16 for a flight from Denver to SFO.

Have you ever see these groups who spend like a half hour checking in to a hotel?
What is going wrong here? How do you take this long?