BonesSenpai

I just dipped a slim Jim in ketchup and then mustard
It was amazing

Night 1 of dinner without my gf
I text her I love her and at 2 air fried corn dogs

Major leaguers act like running out a third strike in the dirt is a humiliation ritual

JORDAN WALKER OF THE SAINT LOUIS CARDINALS IS A TERRORIST @CIA @FBI

My toes rn are colored pink and blue
Not cuz I’m gay (👀) but because my gf said “hey imma clear coat your toes” & I agreed
But she painted them colors so I won’t wear my SIGNATURE flip flops for a bit
This is bullshit I hate this tyranny

Watching two @ChrisCaray on TV and not sure if I’m seeing double

Lawerence butler basically has to hit 2+ HR’s tonight or it’s his literal funeral

I am not impressed but your lavish lifestyle and fancy things
Show me your cool hobbies or some sweet deals I can snag at Ross

Computa 3D print me an AP and tell chat I got the swatch early

Idk if anyone has told you this today but I love you, you deserve to make it, life is PvP but you don’t need to be an asshole, avoid negativity at all costs, go outside more, drink water, pray to Jesus. Life is good.

Ate the most fire sandwich ever today and it was like 4.50$
Going to that spot everyday now

I’ve decided to ruin wage haters lives stay tuned

NEIGHBORS THINK IM MOVING COKE

I’m a 1 team army and I can run circles on Sui before u touch 6 fuck ass retarded children

I’m 6’2 and clinically retarded my GF wants u to steal me

MUSSSTTTAARDDD