I’m poaching employees from mysten because they ROB their people
60k a year? ROBBERY 😭😂

I’m 6’1 and white with a gun remember that if u try to rob me irl

What if.. Nick Fuentes works with @hopdex
How mad would people be? 👀
Watch this

SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE THE WORLDS ON MY SHOULDERS
EVERYONES LEANING ON MEEEEEEE (IM SAM BANKMENFRIED)

Do not let me become him again
The world will end

Telling people I was poor while spending months starting a fund is by far top 3 funniest jokes I’ve ever done

CALL ME MW2
IMMA MFIN 1 MAN ARMY

Kind of want to go watch the sunrise on the beach by myself

U ever fuck a girl who kinda look like a dude and realize “damn bro maybe I’m gay” 👀😭🤣😩

I always just be flexing on my normie friends on instagram HAHAHAH 😭😭😂😂😂

Me and @slurix_xyz got furloughed today. The government officially shut down at midnight after Congress failed to pass funding legislation.
This is not just personal, it is systemic. Around 750,000 federal employees are expected to be furloughed across the board, while others considered essential will be forced to work without pay. At the same time, agencies have been told to prepare for permanent layoffs, not only temporary suspensions.
It feels like a punch to the gut when the people who keep systems running are the ones shut out first. People like us who rely on the stability and mission of

Remember rare sats 😂😭😭😭

I have a theory that over 50% of protocols in crypto are ran by alphabet agencies or have guys from those agencies inside. I’m like very very confident about this too

Swear to god I got so drunk last night I woke up covered in beef jerky
I don’t even have beef jerky where did this shit come from

>guy who told me in 2023 he knows NOTHING about crypto & works for the government in cyber stuffs is now BD at ur favorite DeFi protocol
90%+ of DeFi is just honey pots and posers

If I say ninja just know I mean young thugs version of the word