March 14, 2025, the day when the believers in Pi Coin revere it as a "sacred node", has finally arrived and passed like a joke that no one laughed at, leaving behind a group of confused "miners". For years, they've held up their phones and reverently pressed the shiny green button, fantasizing about becoming the next savior of the blockchain world. Unfortunately, reality does not indulge dreams. After March 14, Pi Coin is still a worthless token, and the collapse of believers is just a resounding slap in the face of time.

3.14 Is it a myth or a joke?
The marketing gurus of the Pi Network really know how to play. They inflated the mathematical pun "3.14" as if after that day, the Pi Coin would magically transform from digital garbage to a shining key to wealth. Believers are torn, constantly shouting in group chats that "the launch of the mainnet is coming" and "the ecosystem is about to explode." The result? On March 14, the official announcement was still a collection of ambiguous "progress updates" to laugh at, in simple terms: wait a little longer, we haven't come up with the next story yet. Do believers want to deceive themselves again? Wake up, π doesn't repeat itself endlessly, and your worthless coins are just an endlessly looped joke!
2. Do dogs eat the brains of believers?
Pi fans have a common problem: their brains are overflowing, and they come with built-in filters. They keep saying "zero-cost mining" as if time isn't money, as if they don't have to pay their phone bills. They look at the app several times a day in exchange for a bunch of numbers that even a dog won't be interested in, and then happily shout, "This is the future of Bitcoin." Come on, Bitcoin has code, consensus, and a market. What does the Pi have? A project team that didn't even dare to write a white paper, a group of people who didn't even understand what blockchain was. Believing it is worse than believing my fortune teller downstairs, at least she dares to charge you twenty dollars.
3. Skip the reel and stop the reel
The Pi coin game is a replica of the pyramid scheme at its core: pulling people's heads, pulling pies, and playing for time. After March 14, the reels get slower and slower, and the flowers start to stink. There is no trade, no circulation, no value, what can be used to maintain this pile of buildings in the sky? The official will flash again, and he will not be able to withstand the exhaustion of users' patience, and the admission of new leeks will decrease. Look at those predecessors - which coins are Plus, Funny coins, and which were not blown into the sky and smashed into slag? The Pi Coin is just a fresh and tender skin, and the core is still a familiar taste. Believers, stop shouting "wait" when the flowers are gone, you will have zero in your hand.
Fourth, don't pretend, you're leeks
Dear "pioneers" of Pi coins, do not boast about yourself. You're not blockchain revolutionaries or a bunch of obedient leeks. March 14 has passed, and it's time to wake up from sleep. The official delay trick can't fool even a three-year-old, but you still believe in it fervently. I really don't know whether to praise you for your innocence or scold you for your utter stupidity. Put down your phone, stop prolonging the life of this horrible app, go out and play, enjoy the sun and smell the flowers, it's better than taking a dummy coin as a treasure.
After March 14, the collapse of the believers in Pi is not a natural disaster, but a man-made disaster – a sin that you yourself have committed. Don't blame me for the poisonous words, poisonous chicken soup can't save you obsessive "miners" these days. You wake up, the game is over, it is over, go home, wash your face and sleep.