Just saw $BTC on the unusual-moves list—don’t get excited yet, I’ve done the homework for you. It’s currently around 83,450, barely moving over 24 hours, with trading volume just over 1 billion, about the same as usual. It made the list today not because of the market, but because of an absurd piece of news—an OpenAI engineer, a 35-year-old Saudi national, was arrested by the FBI for secretly recording executives’ meetings. How did he do it? He hid a bug disguised as toilet paper behind the TV in the conference room and encrypted it. My first reaction was: What on earth does this news have to do with crypto? Honestly, nothing. The bulls’ logic is, “Look at how chaotic the world is—money has to find somewhere to hide, and Bitcoin is the safe haven”; the bears’ logic is, “84,000 is as flat as a dead fish—whoever comes in is going to get trapped first.” If you ask me, it’s just a pure battle of capital, with no real narrative. $BTC