How to become a Web3 “Wale”

→ Never learn anything. Never build anything. Just become famous by writing things that sound smart.
→ Build a cult that believes everything you say and keep the machine running.
→ When InfoFi season comes, take platform deals and keep promoting them even if your community gets burned.
→ Make sure only you and your inner circle of 10–15 people ever win. Stay at the top and keep everyone else below you.
→ When your paid calls or partnerships rug or fail, turn it into a meme. Start the “just inverse Wale” joke and move on without taking any accountability.
→ Attack anyone who criticizes you and use your community to make sure you’re always seen as right.
→ Accuse people without evidence and weaponize your audience to ruin their reputation.
→ Attack small builders while making room for large companies to farm the community.
Nothing will ever change.
People won’t learn, and these same people will keep farming their communities without building a single thing of value.
No matter what I say, this cycle will continue.
This has become a Web3 dictatorship, and we’re never going to break it.
Then everyone will keep wondering why there’s not a single dollar left in CT.
The reasons have been right in front of us all along.