Kids today will never know the panic of opening a browser and suddenly getting:

“Congratulations! You are visitor 1,000,000!”
“Your computer is infected!”
“Download this cleaner now!”
Back then, if your screen looked anything like a modern social media feed, you didn’t think “advertising.”
You thought,
“Well… I’ve definitely got a virus.”
It’s funny how what used to be a sign that something was horribly wrong with your computer has become a normal day on the internet.