A split within the US Federal Reserve is imminent! $ETH —did you spot a “dead cat bounce,” or is it a last-ditch counterattack?

When the Fed’s “hawk talons” start competing internally, the powder keg of market volatility only needs a match.
News:
Tonight, the Fed’s interest rate decision could see as many as three dissenting votes, directly targeting the April “somewhat accommodative” guidance. If, unexpectedly, they reach consensus “to wait and see,” it will completely slap down the market’s conviction that rate hikes in September are “a sure thing.” This policy bomb alone is enough to make ETH jump around in the short term.
Technicals:
Price is 1958.56; the MACD is sticking nearly to the zero axis—calm before the storm. 1985-2000 above is the liquidation zone where chips are densely concentrated, and 1920 below is the giant whale cost line. Smart money data reveals the twist: the long/short ratio is as high as 425%, but the long side’s average opening price is 2024.52, with the current price showing an unrealized loss of over 23.18 million USDT, while the short side’s average price is 1908.46 and is almost not losing—clearly accumulating at low levels.