Guys, when you’re out and about and need help, remember: choose a man. If they’re all women, choose the pretty one. If they’re all pretty or all not pretty, choose the skinny one. If they’re all fat, choose the one not wearing glasses. If they’re all wearing glasses, choose the one with better skin.

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