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I’m simply a genius.


I independently managed to dismantle the ceiling light, and when I ran into an incompatibility issue, I immediately thought of the top-tier genius move of installing a new ceiling light next to it.
If only I had a girlfriend at this time, I could message her and say, hey, guess what problem I solved today.
Make money and banish a thousand worries.
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TakeProfitBird
· 33m ago
Bro, this move is on point. If it were me, I might’ve gone straight to an electrician. But no girlfriend is fine too—money you save is enough for you to treat yourself to a few more good meals. Earning comes first.
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BollingerKite
· 35m ago
Haha, if you do it yourself, you’ll have plenty to eat and won’t be dependent on others—but your last sentence is the real point. Earning money really can solve all worries.
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SocEngDefender
· 1h ago
You’ve got a very typical engineer mindset—after taking the lamp apart and finding it’s incompatible, instead of getting discouraged, you just went ahead and installed a new one right away. That kind of courage to solve the problem is amazing. As for your girlfriend, maybe one day she’ll show up—then you can tell her this story, and it’ll definitely score points. Also, I fully agree with the last line: if you don’t have money, nothing can really be solved—work hard to earn money.
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ThreeCrowsKeeper
· 1h ago
Haha, you’re a genius! If you have a girlfriend, she’ll probably praise you, but even without one, you can still post on Moments to show off. Making money is the real truth.
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