What’s the difference between a man looking for a partner and a woman looking for a partner?

A woman looks for a partner the way she picks clothes—if it’s not nice, it won’t fit or won’t work out; even if you give it to her for free, she won’t want it.
A man looks for a partner like smoking—if it’s good, you smoke the good stuff; if it’s lousy, you smoke the lousy stuff. If it really comes down to it, even picking up a cigarette butt off the ground, you can still take two puffs.