“Did you secretly worship the God of Wealth recently?”

“What’s up?”

“That short position—134%, bro. I saw your screenshot on your Moments and thought it was edited.”

“Nothing was edited. A 10x short—pure luck.”

“Luck? You call this luck? Yesterday I was looking at the chart with you at the same time. I hesitated and didn’t place the trade, and then I watched it cascade like I couldn’t do anything about it.”

“What did you call it—people who overthink are always watching from the shore as others swim.”

“Stop with the fake flex. When you opened the position, did your hand shake or not?”

“It did. Before I hit confirm, I checked three times. I was as nervous as when I enter the password to get paid.”

“The most annoying part is, when you profited, it was only about that much. I lost for three days and couldn’t sleep. Why me?”

“Come on. Last month when your ORDI long doubled, I didn’t see you share even a cigarette with me.”

“…That’s different. That was because my technical analysis was on point.”

“Alright, alright. Your technical analysis is on point, I’m just pure luck. Happy now?”

“I’ll treat you to milk tea tonight. Don’t be passive-aggressive 😮‍💨$BOB ”