Complaining that airplane tickets are expensive, so I said: then try flying with another airline. Just change planes for 1–2 hours—same full-service, but it’s cheaper by more than half, and you even get a bigger plane. “No, I don’t want nonstop,” she says—then why are you coming to complain about what a little shit like you is doing first? If you’re going to fly overpriced with a small plane, then don’t complain either.