Tony is so hilarious. When parents are useful, they use him to lead the ox and scare up grain. When parents are not useful, they use him to scold. They even take him to Twitter to let everyone watch him as a joke. When relatives are not useful, they use him to scold too, and take him to Twitter as a joke. When relatives are useful, they use him to wear old clothes. To be honest, relatives still have a bit of use; if they didn’t, you probably would’ve frozen to death when you were a kid. So I’ve never really thought the saying “the wealthy are inhumane” is quite right—if we look at it proportionally…